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Gatorubet

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  1. I want an interview with the Illinois State special teams coach. “Coach…. what the fuck?”
  2. Gata got a Baylor interior defensive lineman and a safety from the transfer portal. That is the only reason I know that 25 Baylor players entered the portal. lol
  3. lots of hurr-durr going on
  4. I have absolutely nothing to back up my thoughts, but it seems not illogical that the Russian business and military culture based upon corruption and stealing - when faced with a universally recognized (even if not admitted) possibility of a severe recession and potential war end/regime change - would view those circumstances as significant motivation to now steal as much as possible as quickly as possible while they still can. Russian front line logistics will not be improving. And I think only one side in the conflict will be giving their soldiers sufficient cold weather gear for this winter.
  5. Q: “When is cedar pollen season?” A: “2026….”
  6. fify
  7. And the tariff dish is just that much more tasty when you allow TFG to do a line item on veto on the taxes that Congress had nothing to do with in the first place.
  8. Because I’m on Medicare, the Medigap part of my policy only increased about 10% - something like $25. But I know that ACA peeps will soon be getting new premium bills if they haven’t already. This is a thread to find out what Surly-ites around the country are facing as we move through January.
  9. Try harder to keep off government lists. Having successfully lost 50 pounds, start a serious weight and flexibility training program to recapture what had to be too much muscle mass lost along with the fat.
  10. My premature congratulations to everyone awaiting Monday morning’s spot price after the interesting weekend news.
  11. And yet….somehow… a Chiahead cannot be ruled out.
  12. Did he mean “saving”?…… Or are they calling Cam and going, “money money money money?”
  13. I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he’s probably reached ambient temperature by now.
  14. Wait! Sark lives in Pan-Am?
  15. People don’t hate him because he’s a prickly asshole. Hollywood is filled with prickly assholes, and it doesn’t even move the needle. Which should give you a greater idea why people hate Chevy Chase.
  16. “….it’s a nice day for a….. drone hitting..YEAH!!!”
  17. It’s as if Aggy produced this New Year’s Eve special. Also, like Aggy, they are the weirdest fuckers on earth. They captured the white supremacy part just perfectly. Just cringe-worthy variety acts with ludicrous propaganda interspersed. OTOH, I can’t deny that there is some impressive talent present amongst some of the female on the sidelines. I especially enjoyed some young Russian soldiers forced to explain how they are advancing across Ukraine broadly and about to be victorious. Uh-huh. You don’t say that line perfectly and you’re going to wind up in a ditch in Kupyansk with no food, water or ammunition within 24 hours.
  18. I’m really good friends with an actor who’s about his age, and has been in the industry since the mid 1970s. He talks about dickheads like Rob Schneider and Richard Dreyfass - and really fantastic people like Ben Stiller and Bryan Cranston. While Hollywood is filled with assholes, which makes sense given a whole lot of insecure actor egos, he also said that Chevy Chase remains in his own league, and is sort of the GOAT in consistent assholeness.
  19. This will end well people. I understand that there are….dozens…. of people who will spend some time to figure out her identity and share it with the world. Dozens!
  20. They know exactly how much everything costs.
  21. A Brit, a Frenchman and a Coon-Ass from Louisiana were talking at a Mardi Gras parade. It turned into a discussion about the greatest invention in mankind’s history, The Brit insisted that the greatest invention was fire, stating, “I say, chaps, there can be no greater invention than fire. Without the warmth of fire mankind would’ve died during the Ice Age. Fire and smoking allows the preservations of meat, ensuring that food would be available in times of want. Without a fire in the hearth people could not cook, and an absence of the sun would turn the domestic world into cold darkness until the dawn without fire.” The Frenchman strongly disagreed: “Mon Amie - you are wrong. The wheel is the greatest invention of man. True, monkeys would be gathered around a fire, but they never would’ve advanced into civilization. You need use of the wheel to invent civilizations - to build the pyramids, to build . All of the transportation wagons throughout history, all of the war chariots, the automobile…the train…. Without the wheel man would be walking behind travois pulled by beasts like native Americans.” The coon-ass, Boudreaux, took a sip of his beer, and then said “Wal, Cher….I tink dat da geatestest invention has to be da termos bottle…..” His companions were aghast. “How in the world can you say that a Thermo bottle is mankind’s greatest invention?” - almost in unison. “No, Cher, it got to be da termos. See- Clautile, she puts the hot coffee in da termos when I go to da duck bline in da morning when it cold, cold, cold…but it stay hot! Den, in the summer when it hot, she puts da ice cube in da same termos wit da ice tea - an it stay cold. Dat’s da greatestest” “Good Lord”, said the Brit, “Why is that man’s greatest achievement?” “Well”, said Boudreaux, “Just tink…how do it know!” This leads me to the point that intrigues me - how do we know this?
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