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Gatorubet

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  1. I very much appreciate your edit. Because now I know all the shit that I didn’t read is more correct
  2. I have faith in United healthcare
  3. in that case, California doesn’t matter amirite?
  4. Orange square with a little blue box with a question mark in the middle of it. Mamma say if the picture is too ornery, the pixels can’t make it through the Spanish moss
  5. If it winds up being a truffle pig with a face vaguely reminiscent of Maurice Chevalier in Gigi - you did not hear that from me.
  6. Since the gerrymandering did not turn out the way they wanted, they are going to double down on other violations of what’s left of the voting rights act. Simple things like changing poll location, purging registered voters from the rolls, making sure inadequate numbers of voting machines are in democratic strongholds, etc. As always, the thing we have in our favor is their arrogance, stupidity, and inability not to overreach.
  7. Led astray, yes….. but what can you do when a marriage-destroying temptress wearing a Dora the Explorer backpack comes on to you?
  8. Poli-sci major here, not engineering, but I’m gonna go out on a limb, put on my @PTINS hat, and wild-ass guess that it just might be harder/take longer to repair sections of destroyed main underground gas pipeline. bonus points for having to do this in the Russian winter
  9. Mensa! Flood the zone with so many incriminatory admissions that the prosecutors can’t remember which ones were which at trial!
  10. Yeah, the Poles who have watched Ukraine kick your ass for four years are going to be intimidated by Russia attacking their rail line… … because attacking your neighbors after you’ve been shown to be a threat, but near collapse, will obviously make them stop increasing their defense spending and coordinating with their Baltic and Nordic NATO neighbors to wait out your implosion. Brilliant!!
  11. I’m not sure that these paragons of virtue are going to present a rock solid united defense. I’m going to go out a limb and say the women defendants are going to say they were in fear of their lives from the men defendants and were not the real felons. I would bet a Texas aggravated kidnapping has a life sentence possibility, and that their best plea bargain would be something like 30-40 years without the possibility of parole.
  12. I have not dug into it, nor will I, but I did see a comment where the ring video camera recorded the DoorDash girl opening his cracked door and filming him. Which I’m guessing is why she was arrested and charged
  13. She was charged with 2, one a class E felony in New York. A first-time offender in that situation is prolly going to get probation and a fine when she pleads guilty. If the idiot starts a GoFundMe page for legal bills, the guy should go ahead and sue her, as that’s probably the only shot at getting compensated. I doubt she has any other assets. But true, pleading guilty to any felony has some consequences down the road.
  14. Or 3 people….
  15. Yup. I can also believe that her dumbass thought she was somehow violated by seeing the naked dude, and took a video to show her manager. But once you decide to post that image of a naked sleeping man on TikTok, you’ve jumped the shark and lost any potential support or empathy. Why is it as a culture we’ve lost the ability to reflect on, “what if somebody opened my door and saw ME asleep nude on a couch and published video of it on the Internet? Would I want that to happen to me.?” Exactly how difficult is it to reverse the situation and think for a second about your choices?
  16. Totally disagree. He was asleep. In his own home. And apparently without opening the door and looking around, no one could see him from outside his mostly closed door. If you can’t fall asleep on your couch after some ‘baitin and indica, why did the Founders even start this country?
  17. “That’s not so bad!” - Coach Franklin, probably
  18. Why would he commit? He’s playing poker with two other people - and every time one raises, the other one pays Kiffin‘s call - and then they raise.
  19. Prethithely!!
  20. “LGC” in American Sign Language can be the club identifier. The modern too legit to quit.
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