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    Why do you hate bread and circuses?
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    Tell me about it. Why, when I was a kid, we used to have to search construction sites at night when crews weren’t working to find long shards of broken glass. We needed them because our parents would only pay for the new school year’s clothes If we showed them some item from a Hobo Camp down by the tracks - indicating we had won a battle with them. Like an eye or a severed finger… Kids today are weak.
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    i’m sure an audit of Elmo‘s finances will find nothing that would interest the IRS if Trump sic’d them on him
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    Flying back home after the gator-lsu game the plane was delayed going into Atlanta, because Delta. When we landed i jumped up, grabbed my carry-on bag, and told people “I’m sorry but I have to run to catch my plane- It started boarding 15 minutes ago”. I ran down the length of the concourse, and I was literally the last person on the plane. They shut the door before I made it to my seat. I’m sure a ton of other people on my flight had connecting flights, but no fucks were given by me for pushing past anyone who would let me. if I had even 15 minutes to make the flight I would’ve waited my turn - like I always do. But the Delta app had already picked another flight three hours later and wanted me to hit the accept button. Aw, hell nah! I would do that after first giving this last OJ Avis commercial re-do a shot.
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    “Sure…. Andy Jackson talks a lot of shit about Cherokees, but they’re the bad Cherokees. We’re the good ones, so he’s gonna leave us alone…”
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    Star chambers are never around when you need them, are they?
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    this is a great game to join at the four minute mark of the fourth-quarter like I did
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    We all know that the “no harm” was your boy getting free food from places other than your pit….after he out-fought the hogs for it.
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    hoping for a classic Jamis INT right now…
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    I guess if Trump stops all aid to Ukraine in January, then Ukraine can take out the utility and power facilities in Moscow and St. Petersburg this winter. Whatever constraints Washington DC had on Ukraine policy in return for military aid will no longer be a thing. I’d expect Moscow to go after Ukraine’s power plant and grid as soon as Trump takes over. The wildcard to me is how much pressure Trump will put on our allies not to help Ukraine.
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    I see that you are unfamiliar with my practice.
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    Are you familiar with the football boards, sir?
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    Res Ipsa Excrementum?
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    That’s because it was a hardware salesman from Indiana….and you were very drunk.
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    np. when you’re wrong, we’ll just post this and skip some steps.
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    Those wooden shoe wearing bastards even have to import their red light whores from other nations. Mr. Jones out-front should’ve told you.
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    I have no doubt that the shit-tastic divorce poor Dave went through came up 1000 times. (I have a friend who is a friend of Dave’s as well)
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    Now, now Grandson, let’s keep our family business to ourselves
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    You won’t let a hero stay in your house? Why are you a communist?
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    well, thanks to their broadcasting policy we have a few months to get the restraining orders ready to file.
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    Surly Bevo three hours ahead of Gata trolling I enjoyed this Gata F.U. to Kelly as well. Playing Petty’s “I won’t back down’ after ‘we are the boys from old Florida’ is our end of third-quarter tradition. Fuck you coach Edit: apparently, our program likes to officially troll LSU - even though they aren’t - you know - a rival…
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