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Gatorubet

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  1. Quick 7 and cock is limp
  2. I believe that Napier is his lifeline phone call
  3. Tick-tock Cocks. Eat that up and get more points.
  4. Poli-sci geek that I am, this is setting up an excellent canary in the coal mine situation when Marge is up for reelection against Trump’s endorsement. This will be a good test on if (and by how much) MAGA will turn on their orange God. This is the race I want to see decent polls on in the near future. if Teflon Don is having any problems, it’ll show up there.
  5. Dusty has been fellating them as well.
  6. Taylor apparently on her way to a cocktail party after she leaves the game at half
  7. Penn State was great at identifying a potential head coach who can’t win critical games.
  8. 30-3 halftime. is that bad? Because that sounds bad.
  9. You’re half right
  10. lol. fg time
  11. Big man heroics is always fun
  12. <yank>
  13. I absolutely believe that this meme will be the thing that makes him go completely unhinged - instead of Epstein or tariffs. And not a soul among his handlers will tell him why people keep showing posters of smiling Clinton as he drives by
  14. He watches child porn, but can’t touch himself. And they say there’s no God…
  15. The judges would also accept “and then Bill gave Dobby a crusty sock”
  16. I believe that’s a difference between Gregorian and Julian airframes.
  17. “This is bullshit. I was promised a Negro. I’m taking my business elsewhere…”
  18. I just wanna remind my MAGA friends that their president is in the situation room dealing with Epstein file release matters, and not in the situation room trying to attack America’s affordability problems.
  19. Why do you want to kill all the birds Chewy?
  20. Russia now stealing secret American submarine tactics
  21. Ditto. i’m an elder in the PCUSA, and I remember the dust up over gay ordained ministers back in the 90s. In our contentious session meetings you found out who were the conservative haters, and who welcomed to anyone into the church. I remember one particularly homophobic elder who was also butt-chapped because our pastor said no - we’re not gonna stick in American flag anywhere near the pulpit. it always killed me that the ones having real problems with gay people we’re almost a perfect venn diagram with people who had multiple divorces. Because I’m the same charming person I am at church as I am on Surly, I would ask them why they cared so much about a subject that Jesus did not find to be a problem, when they should be spending time on what Jesus repeatedly said was a absolute no-no…getting divorced and remarried multiple times. I also asked them if they thought advice from the same group who gave us the menstruation tent command should be listened to before the advice from the sermon on the mount guy. Most of those folks wound up joining one of the PCUSA defectors who aligned with some evangelical Presbyterian Church that was essentially Southern Baptist with a different name tag.
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