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Gatorubet

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  1. Fuck Miami. Glorious.
  2. A bit is a bit Stassney. It does not differentiate between sarcasm and truthiness…
  3. Actually, I’m apparently a pretty big deal in the broken sewer line insurance industry as well.
  4. Sir, this is a Surly’s… ISWYDT
  5. Hell, just ask the folks at MDA. I’m sure that their customer service reps have all kinds of information for patients that is readily available.
  6. The Bruins were leaving a ton of runners on base, but never getting a timely hit. That drought just ended with a couple insurance runs.
  7. MIA, you are kicking its ass. If cancer had social media - your elbow cancer’s relatives would be trying to start a GoFundMe due to the impending death of their beloved. Have you reminded your oncologist to tell your lady friend how much curative power blowjobs have on your particular cancer…..per…..studies?
  8. As a Gator, my hate index is far higher for Tennessee than it is for pig. I have many decades of hate in my heart for the Vols. Pig is just a team on the other side of the old conference lineup that I never gave much thought to, honestly. I assume you meant from a Texas perspective. So of course you are 100% correct.
  9. We’ll, I hope you’re at least sending flowers to that shiny scrotum person your fucking. When are the big brain surgeons gonna cut out the dying remains of your elbow cancer and throw it in the trash?
  10. Well, after all, we are a basketball conference now.
  11. Coastal has great plate discipline, and a mindset that they know they are going to win, no matter what. Scary team.
  12. huge bases loaded, strike out by Auburn. 1-0 tiggers 5th
  13. Miller and Johnson were on fire in that Duke win. Duke has looked really good so far.
  14. being blind does not mean you can’t find currency in the thread title.
  15. Well, true to its word, Russia showed them. None of those apartment buildings will be able to fly glide bombs into Russia now. Prolly a 50% reduction in Ukraine’s ability to deliver Intercontinental nuclear weapons as well.
  16. Noles lose and Co-Canes lose. Texas wins national championship. This is what I call a fantastic day.
  17. Light the Tower bitches
  18. you’re god damn right
  19. Well…that is not optimal
  20. What up? Oklahoma won yet?
  21. 300 started. Half broke down, ran through traffic signals and crashed, or burst into flames en route. Elmo points out that the number of amputated fingers has been reduced by 67%, but the MSM will not report that.
  22. I am your way out. This world already left you for dead. Won't let you build. Won't let you fellowship. We will do just that. Together. Forever. Just let me in Club Juke…I mean IBRX
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