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Gatorubet

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  1. I have no idea about the accuracy of the comment, but one poster said that all of the replacement parts of the transshipment stations are German made - and unless Russia miraculously has some unknown backlog of German replacement parts, that shipping facility will be down for a long, long time.
  2. I don’t know, Donnie, there are a whole lot of old Cubans who might’ve been trained by the CIA back in the day. But think how popular you will be in Florida when you get rid of all the Cubans. If we ever have an election in 2026, I mean.
  3. No! Give them more hope before it’s crushed
  4. if you look at the SEC tournament seeds, I think one team from the top half has lost and the rest of the losses are from the bottom half. We will see pretty damn quick.
  5. I assume if they’re not getting measles vaccinations, they’re not getting other vaccinations. Is this the precursor to whooping cough, chickenpox and mumps outbreaks? And the smallpox and polio gods and goddesses are probably getting swole as well
  6. if he hasn’t negotiated his contract extension after getting to the dance, he doesn’t need to go home with a 40 point loss before he gets that done
  7. Nice run by Norfolk. Good wake up call for us
  8. yeah. up 30 at half was not expected.
  9. Gotcha. Oh, he normal… What does that even mean? But I’m sure a guy with anger issues we’ll take the destruction of his employment and financial situation well. His new wife better learn to rope-a-dope.
  10. Perhaps you could clarify that statement a bit. There are a couple ways to take that.
  11. 24-7 after 3:27 minutes, so too soon to tell….
  12. Yeah, we will be able to educate these fools with facts.
  13. Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard! Amazing unit. They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander.
  14. Brat, my uncle was a veteran of the ‘Devil‘s Brigade’ - the First Special Service Force. They invaded Kiska only to find that the Japanese had left. So they were sent to Italy to fuck up Germans (and so earned their nickname).
  15. Great story. Now you did it. Aggy lurkers be like: ”HEY EVERYBODY!! SMALLPOX VACCINE WILL TURN YOU, TRANS!!!!
  16. Well, I tried really hard to care about any of this, and I failed miserably…
  17. Wrong! that’s when those Canuck bastards are gonna make their move.
  18. Bert’s brother apparently plays for Yale and he’s pretty good.
  19. ACC 0-2 today. Damn shame.
  20. Pig and Aggy survive. I laugh at Mizzou. Why did we let those fuckers in the conference?
  21. The Yale ginger is getting hot on threes. Yell cut the lead to six.
  22. When I was first dating my ex-wife, when I woke up one morning I found an earring next to my pillow, and, gentleman that I am, I handed it to her when she woke up. She then informed me that that was NOT her earring. I replied, “OMG…. That must’ve been that Mormon girl I had up here. She shook her head “no!” violently and then stormed out of the house….” She told me…. much much later….that my quick reply tickled her. But then, there’s that weird thing where women like you more if they think that other women want you. It’s not you, it’s just her showing the competition that she would win.
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