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Gatorubet

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  1. I assume that the quid pro quo is not sending any more Iranian drones to Russia, among other things
  2. if he was smart, he would’ve had his “Trump sucks” special glass decanter of Trump in a diaper. He’d be running two shifts trying to keep supply up
  3. Hell, I remember classroom drills hiding from the nuclear attack - when we crawled under our desks in the early 1960s and we’re told not to look at the windows because of the blast damage to our retina and the shattered glass risk. That’s why I turned out normal
  4. My man. I bought 30,000 shares at the Bell opening and I’m up $4000 today. I bought 11,000 shares of WWR yesterday afternoon before close and I’m up $6000 today on that stonk. Bought Joby at $10 and now $18 on the remaining 300 shares I own. I made $24k on that after a week or two when I sold about 3000 shares at $17. Which is all to say if I ever see Harrison at a tailgate, the man buys nothing that day. IBRX still a tad underwater and keeping me humble.
  5. So I guess if you outlaw motorcycles and bicycles, we live as long as Gandalf.
  6. It’s like looking at a retirement savings map with the average and the mean 401(k). Montana is so sparsely populated that just one or two geezers in their late 90s will skew the whole county’s outcome.
  7. No kidding. What self-respecting Surly patriot would pass up the opportunity to vigorously butt sex the Russian propagandist - for Democracy - after insisting “Himars” is the safe word.
  8. I whacked my elbow and the bursa sack started growing until it looked like a Popeye thing. My doctor said it might go away or it might not, and in any event. If it did not then draining it would not help - but surgically removing the entire bursa sack might work. Sometimes around nine months later it dawned on me that it had completely resolved without any treatment. Maybe it’s that. Or the internal parasites from your street food intake are having a convention in your elbow.
  9. And Tuesdays…. you think you ate a bird. You think you ate a chicken enchilada grande and that your unfortunate bathroom experience right after was just a mole verde related event - and not your colon trying unsuccessfully to digest micro-plastics and nano bots…
  10. Do you wait for the swelling to go down - or just blurt it out immediately?
  11. While I admit I’m guessing, I think if losing her navigation app can send her into a crying tizzy, then a total absence of electrical power at her Moscow flat this winter would probably not be well received by her. No electricity, no router/modem. No router/modem, no OnlyFans.
  12. Morning walks with pound hound have been been glorious.
  13. Hydrocortisone is some good stuff for sure.
  14. Well, he definitely is like the undead - he can’t be killed by ordinary means. But Billy can’t be the new coach and the old coach all at the same time, so I’m not sure I agree with your quote. Our late season rally last year saved him, but once I found out he was going to be calling plays again this year, it became a matter of when, not if. The only slightly good news I can cling to is that he had a good recruiting year. if every recruit in our last class bailed after his firing last year - we would possibly be in a worse place then if we did not give him the extra year this season. Fortunately, we’re a basketball school.
  15. Um…. I’m pretty sure Gator fans aren’t really searching for a new coach who demonstrably can’t win big games and is viewed by the nation as an abject failure. I dunno…. just a wild guess.
  16. Counterpoint: ubiquitous, rampant, entrenched racism is kinda, sorta a bit evil.
  17. “ Moscow could retaliate by striking American cities” is Russian for “if my aunt had balls, she could be my uncle…”
  18. Not close. Protecting the butt sniffing mutts. bullshit
  19. They make you ask for a key to the bathroom, so it’s a pretty classy joint.
  20. At a neighborhood dive bar. Go Horns! Good stop!
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