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Gatorubet

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  1. so do you play D or instantly foul and go for the last 3 shot?
  2. The good news is, I can enjoy the result no matter who loses. Fuck them both.
  3. Ani has a point. Don’t you remember when the United States sent in the military and took over the legislative functions of Russia and forced them all into that model? Remember when we put on the sanctions unless they created oligarchs and threatened economic ruin to everyone unless they did the United States bidding in the minutest detail when creating the new Russia? Remember how the US had to show our handpick oligarchs Russian history books to explain what a Boyer was? Remember how there was no corruption in Russia, no Russian mob, and no attempts to grift or cheat the state before the Americans interfered in the 1990s? If you think about it, poor innocent Russia was just waiting for a western style democracy to happen - and when it happened, the United States took control of the entirety of the former Soviet Union and changed its entire culture in a decade. These are important facts to consider when looking at the Russian-Ukraine war.
  4. VAPA used to post house of cards screenshots. He was always right and everybody else was wrong. It seems to be a thing. Post a screenshot and smugly laugh to himself that the smooth brains can’t connect the dots on your brilliant riposte.
  5. Not trying to brag here, but I do a pretty damn good cover of Neil Young’s guitar solo on Cinnamon Girl.
  6. Talk points from Putin, condescending and awkward… Stanning for Russia, wanting peace just like Doddard… Labeling “clowns”, spewing Neo-con dings… These are a few of my favorite things!
  7. if I recall, I was doing zip lines in the jungle on October 32nd, and the breeze blew back my hair. I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair, ‘Well, who are you?’
  8. Wait - there are no happy hours at College Station?
  9. Would……. kill me and make a suit out of my skin that looked like a T Rex….. and then douse herself with lighter fluid using tiny arms and then set herself on fire in a TikTok video while screaming, “I am the REAL Icelandic volcano!!!! MAGMA MAGMA MAG…AGGHHHHHH!!!!”
  10. I was in Belize last October or November - and became a real fan of this
  11. Honestly, that’s a pretty good deal that allows you the opportunity to buy this decades Pet Rock.
  12. Maybe if I pray every, each night I sit there pleading "Send back my dream test baby, she's my main feature" My TVC one five, he, he just stares back unblinking.
  13. Old Mexico, New Mexico, Certified New Mexico with remaining warranty…. it rubs the whiteness on its skin….or it gets the wall again.
  14. Flipping votes, killing ICE peeps with chainsaws….whatever it takes
  15. I personally think that a nice aged rum sips better than it’s similarly aged bourbon. Me likey rum
  16. That sounds just like what those lying bastards in New Mexico would say.
  17. I mean, we’re pretty good with a normal pedophile, but those weird ones…..
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