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Gatorubet

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  1. I whacked my elbow and the bursa sack started growing until it looked like a Popeye thing. My doctor said it might go away or it might not, and in any event. If it did not then draining it would not help - but surgically removing the entire bursa sack might work. Sometimes around nine months later it dawned on me that it had completely resolved without any treatment. Maybe it’s that. Or the internal parasites from your street food intake are having a convention in your elbow.
  2. And Tuesdays…. you think you ate a bird. You think you ate a chicken enchilada grande and that your unfortunate bathroom experience right after was just a mole verde related event - and not your colon trying unsuccessfully to digest micro-plastics and nano bots…
  3. Do you wait for the swelling to go down - or just blurt it out immediately?
  4. While I admit I’m guessing, I think if losing her navigation app can send her into a crying tizzy, then a total absence of electrical power at her Moscow flat this winter would probably not be well received by her. No electricity, no router/modem. No router/modem, no OnlyFans.
  5. Morning walks with pound hound have been been glorious.
  6. Hydrocortisone is some good stuff for sure.
  7. Well, he definitely is like the undead - he can’t be killed by ordinary means. But Billy can’t be the new coach and the old coach all at the same time, so I’m not sure I agree with your quote. Our late season rally last year saved him, but once I found out he was going to be calling plays again this year, it became a matter of when, not if. The only slightly good news I can cling to is that he had a good recruiting year. if every recruit in our last class bailed after his firing last year - we would possibly be in a worse place then if we did not give him the extra year this season. Fortunately, we’re a basketball school.
  8. Um…. I’m pretty sure Gator fans aren’t really searching for a new coach who demonstrably can’t win big games and is viewed by the nation as an abject failure. I dunno…. just a wild guess.
  9. Counterpoint: ubiquitous, rampant, entrenched racism is kinda, sorta a bit evil.
  10. “ Moscow could retaliate by striking American cities” is Russian for “if my aunt had balls, she could be my uncle…”
  11. Not close. Protecting the butt sniffing mutts. bullshit
  12. They make you ask for a key to the bathroom, so it’s a pretty classy joint.
  13. At a neighborhood dive bar. Go Horns! Good stop!
  14. Just don’t go there. Nobody wants to revisit that, “How do sharks and mermaids on their period get along?”debate.
  15. Not a drop of hate in my heart for Texas. But you can’t expect me to drop decades of Florida-Manning hate just because he’s now a horn. I also think Arch as a quarterback is gonna turn out just fine for Texas, and he is getting a bad rap right now. He’ll be fine if he ever has three potato time to go through his progressions.
  16. Ah, yes….. MOD camouflage white paint. Clearly military grade kit.
  17. Tebow on on the State Farm halftime report giving Archie some love. He says he saw more from Archie in the lost at Florida than the wins, and blamed his problems on the offensive line. QB gonna stan QB Maybe? Then again, Tim will probably have fond feelings for a quarterback who will throw it at the feet of a receiver doing a crossing route.
  18. The camera and microphone that would’ve picked up the, “Hey y’all - watch this!” will never be found now.
  19. This is assisting me with my squirrel problem…and my neighbor who loves the furry tailed rats. It works fine. Not completely silent, obviously, but certainly does not sound like my 22 cracking. But honestly, I have not shot subsonic rounds out of my Ruger takedown before.
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