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Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)
WTF? Anyone who’s met me IRL (Immamac, Bolverk holla) can truthfully testify under oath that one Gatorubet is not a handsome man. And yet, even my pathetic self convinced 30 or so females to be willing sexual partners when I was a yute. What the hell is going on? After our company Christmas party, I wound up in the French Quarter that, as always, is filled to brim with holiday partiers. There were lots of really attractive younger women roaming around. But I noticed they were all in groups of five or six, and there was never any man with them. It was weird, just a huge number of really attractive women and no men to be seen. They were decked out in their cocktail dresses and wearing their Christmas finery. If I was 30-40 years younger, it would’ve been an amazing target rich environment. Again, what the hell is going on? Edit: having said that, literally hundreds of evidently smart women told me to go fuck myself… Do we have a generation of snowflakes that are so sensitive that after being shut down by some women, they just refused to swing the bat again? Swing. The. Fucking. Bat!!!
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
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Trump’s America
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- Trump’s America
i’m surprised that Trump hasn’t tried to sell purported pieces of his bloody ear. Like a piece of the True Cross, or St. George’s fingernail, gullible cult members will probably pay a high premium for their God-King’s relics. The fact that the ear pieces look suspiciously…brown…and that Trump sells enough relics that a minimum of 327 full ears must’ve been completely dissected into small pieces to sell that amount of merchandise - will not be a bar to sales.- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- 2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy
- Epstein and Maxwell
- Getting old sucks
“The ass bone’s connected to the knee bone” is a medical statement that I would have checked out by a second opinion.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- Someone get them some Sharpies
That is sick. Sure, sticking grass in your butt is fine. As is sticking sticks in your butt. But to stick both in your butt at the same time, well, that’s just not right.- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- 2025 CFP First Round - Alabama vs. Oklahoma
- I caught the cancer
Very maybe possibly!! But in any event, there is no evidence of disease, and for the here and now that is damn sure close enough!!! Congrats, Droogie!Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate DonationsBack to top
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