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Gatorubet

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  1. it’s not like the Vandals originated in Poland and wound up in North Africa.
  2. No, sir, you don’t. That lunch was the functional equivalent of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride on mushrooms. It’s value was inestimable. Sadly, it (Blind Pelican) did not survive Covid. The go-to happy hour for cheap oysters now should be Superior Seafood on Saint Charles and Napoleon.
  3. Curiosity says, do you have a breakdown of the crimes that are included in that 420k
  4. I wish you and your family nothing but pain and sorrow for the rest of your life. How’s that?
  5. That’s cool. What’s your company’s name - and where does the guy live?
  6. I thought he was more of the “I’d rather see you dead little girl than to see you with another man” type. You do not want a threesome. Historically, having sex with me would ensure that any bisexual would go stone lesbian. I used to get pretty hefty monthly checks from both Subaru and U-Haul.
  7. Do NOT test me asshole! I will turn trans, steal your woman, and we will drink wine while sharing intimate thoughts and make fun of your purse-shoes combo.
  8. Bolverk referred to me as a “high energy geezer” back then when MFCDG and Mr. B came by the Crescent City and met me for lunch and booze. I shudder to think what the descriptor would be now.
  9. Did they leave the ‘Chocolate Pudding with Whipped Runnaway Cream’ on the dessert menu?
  10. Is it my imagination, or is Surly even saltier than normal lately? We have always been a hive of scum and villainy, but it seems like recently we have kicked it up a notch. Myself definitely included.
  11. What you call “rough patches” I call “premium entertainment.” Watching MFCDG lurch back from the lady’s room with toilet paper streaming from the back of her pantyhose…and her stealing my steak knife “for protection” was a glimpse into a world that was fun to watch… but only because I was on the periphery of it.
  12. I remember reading that at the time. It was blocked from my memory. Curse you for posting that again.
  13. Yeah, my g-g-g grandfather was an LDS pioneer who had a homestead near Bear Lake. They eventually gave that up and moved to the big city - or as my late uncle called it, “the salubrious sunswept slopes of Soda Springs, Idaho” Diversity would not be welcomed in the western part of the state so much…
  14. I’m still annoyed that when people asked me if I “wanted to explore a business opportunity so I could quit my job”, and then when I said “wait a minute - is this Amway?” - they would simply lie, prevaricate, stall, deflect, not answer (apparently it was a mortal sin to admit being Amway.) So we would meet and as soon as they confirmed it was Amway, I would walk out and tell them it was not cool being untruthful with me, as it sends the message that my time is not valuable, and you can lie to me to use it up. Assholes!!
  15. That whole vegetation-prevents-water soaked-soil-from-becoming-mudslides thing becomes problematic when there’s, you know, no more vegetation
  16. Sorry to hear that. The stoicism is understandable. I’m having a similar issue with my youngest son who recently moved back in with me. While not agreeing with them, he was a strident mouthpiece describing why the young people who hated Biden had legitimate reasons. We had some heated conversations with me saying, “if those assholes wanna be like Nader voters who gave the election to Bush, and then whined about his environmental policies, fine. I’ll probably be dead in a decade and they’ll have their lives to live in this shit.” He doesn’t want to talk about politics now. I think his understanding of what I was talking about is hitting him hard. Oh. Please keep posting.
  17. that was a nice block by the running back on the blitz to allow that plate to happen
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