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Gatorubet

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  1. “One Onlyfans slutski gets the rifle, the next Onlyfans slutski gets some bullets. The second slutski follows the first slutski with the rifle, and when she is shot, picks up the rifle and carries on fighting!”
  2. I’ll go metaphor first, which is under represented in the vast sea of alliteration Perspicacity pales per previous prognostications.
  3. But do they really? I thought Russia paid big money to bring in western experts/companies to build their refineries..
  4. Trump is no longer Putin‘s “elephant”, and is now seen as a “pindo” - the Russian derogatory term for Americans. Elephant roughly translates as “our guy”, meaning he is a good dude and share similar positive characteristics as the Russian see themselves. I think.
  5. …and just like that, what was left of Tennessee and Kentucky Bourbon international sales vanished.
  6. So. Much. Winning.
  7. The sad reality of our future is that our robot sexual partners won’t look attractive, but they will still spread STD‘s…
  8. The next Julia Davis drop on Russian Media Monitor is gonna be lit. We should all agree to take a shot of vodka every time a nuclear attack on the west is threatened
  9. Dudes in the club in Moscow probably walking around using this to get the babes. Koke whoreski? Nyet! E-95 slutski?, Da!
  10. Brisket and Sanna you say?
  11. Then things have changed drastically from when my roommate was a car salesman. And this was before 84 month car notes.
  12. The conundrum is whether to buy the cheap beach front summer property, or the cheap summer mountain cabin. Do you want to lose that uninsurable property from the Cat 5 hurricane storm surge - or from the uncontrolled wildfire caused by unraked forest floors?
  13. “Scourge of black vultures.” Trump supporter post checks out.
  14. One of the articles I read last night said that the number of lower FICO score car loans in default more than 60 days has doubled in the last month. The article mentioned that keeping a car note current is one of the priorities of people who won’t pay other creditors because everyone needs their car. However, not being able to afford food or medicine will prime a car note. I was about to lease or buy a new vehicle as I get ready for a retirement in a year or two, but I’ve decided to wait a bit because I think there will be a large number of very inexpensive and newish used vehicles on the market in the next year.
  15. I obviously have no idea if this is the correct translation. I did not know that brave Sir Robin had even moved to Russia.
  16. The important thing is, they are doing so much better once he saved them.
  17. And yet, there’s at least a 50-50 chance he will chicken out again after another Putin phone call.
  18. I am shocked that Ukraine successfully using long range missiles to hit Russian refineries has led to Trump now allowing the use of long range missiles to hit Russian refineries.
  19. I read that in this voice:
  20. Putting an already deeply in debt Gazprom further in debt is a good thing. As a state controlled entity, Putin has to go to the state rainy day fund to keep propping it up, money that can’t be spent on the war.
  21. my underwear is furtively moving
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