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    many frequented the BrisketCanecutter brothels - they were spectacular!
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    I used to think fondly of him until I discovered it was not that type of gin
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    My Swedish immigrant grandmother and her mom and siblings. The dude in the middle has one hand covering up his other hand. That’s because sometime after the turn of the century (19th) he had his hand mangled in an industrial accident working in a factory as a 10-year-old. You will notice there is no papa in the picture, because he died 5 years after he moved the family here from Stockholm. The entire family had to work to make ends meet. My grandmother and her sister both eventually caught two college educated American boys as hubs, so the family’s financial situation became much improved. Which is all to say, working your minor kids in dangerous factories is practically - as Hank Junior said - an American family tradition.
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    you may not be aware, but political parties are not district attorneys. Does it hurt to be so stupid?
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    These are great posts, because you can tell who the dumbest motherfuckers are - the most gullible, putrid, assholes on the site - by noting who gives positive rep to posts like this.
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    Yeah, well, we have the toilets. Checkmate!
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    it’s kind of like the time she poured acid on her face because she had a very vain boyfriend who was focused on her appearance rather than her intellect. She figured once she had the plastic surgery to correct the disfigurement he would see how much prettier she was now than before - because he cared about looks - and would eventually fall for her brain. Alas….he broke up with her via text an hour after the acid thing, saying, “So long, meatloaf face”.
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    It involves white powder incased in bags of medical grade silicone - and a brief body cavity access surgery and subsequent air travel. For $9.95 I can break it down in detail for you. The “I’m not a mule” T-shirt is extra.
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    Chili is not undefeated.
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    “Who is that ducking? Ani! Who’s Dumb-fucking? Ani! Who eschews examples? Ani! Who ‘both-sides’ as he rambles? Ani! He will pronounce his thought as mental dynamite, Google it to sound more erudite - he loves to change the subject though it leads to fights… Ani - Ani, Ani don’t ya know, when you put both sides together - you’ve get yourself an A - Whole! “ I picked musical theatre.
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    i’m gonna need to see the breakdown on % of veterans who voted for Trump in 2024 before I know whether to feel bad or not.
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    just a little something to brighten your day and make you all feel better.
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    <Baltic Pagans>. “Yup!”
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    Mexico. Duh!
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    I bet if we pressure you won’t tell us why you think that. But I would love to hear why Trump withdrawing from NATO and letting Ukraine fall to Russia would ultimately wind up with less bodies in the world. And I suspect you will tell me we’re only talking about Palestine. In which case I need to ask you if dead Gaza bodies are worth more than dead Ukrainian bodies, or if we agree that each dead body is one dead body wherever they may drop
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    Clinton’s Uranium One Caused Haitians To Eat Pets
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    I don’t even know you anymore…
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    “I’ll bring a triple conspiracy against rights!!”
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    Charles Guiteau succeeded - and he was flat nuts. If two people have already made serious attempts to kill him i doubt they are gonna stop now that he’s President. Which is kind of like prosecution….but different. And totally unconcerned with presidential pardon power or immunity.
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    I prefer to let the Russian mob work for my private information rather than just giving it to them
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    Dammit Ubet! DT! Anyway, as it nears Thanksgiving, can one of the kids send a video to the prison where they say “Daddy… will you please tell us where you buried mommy so we can put her in a cemetery where we can go visit her?” Those prison sheets aren’t gonna turn into a noose by themselves.
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    The lovely and amply endowed Mrs. Gillette in my third grade Fort Lauderdale class would do a Bible reading every morning in our public school (Stephen Foster Elementary - where btw we also sang ‘way down upon the Suwannee River’ in full minstrel vernacular). Coming from Iowa I was briefly confused at her references to the Woah of Nawthurn Agresshin. I’m not sure if it’s great again, but I think Trump is taking us back to 1963.

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