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Gatorubet

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  1. That’s why they called it “Zoom” “Schwing!!” was taken.
  2. i’m having trouble with my internal dialogue, telling me it would be fantastic if the bat virus crosses the bat-human barrier and requires vaccination to survive it. That could solve multiple problems.
  3. it just dawned on me that the era of drones carrying piles of dog shit to deposit in appropriate places has arrived.
  4. Mystique cos-play sex replacement is difficult. Once you go blue, it belongs to you…
  5. You can sue anyone for anything. Whether you recover is a separate matter than whether you can sue somebody. Now, the moment of threat doctrine says that you as a cop can kill anyone for almost any reason if you say they are a threat to you or others in your . Scotus is actually writing an opinion as I type about whether the moment of threat doctrine will still be applicable. Of course it will. oops. did not see brisket’s response before I vomited my answer.
  6. How very tort reform-y….
  7. “Yeah….so…..I ran. I ran so far away…”
  8. BTW, our controller friend says to tell you, “Jean a de longues moustache…”
  9. but I do thank old uncle Joe, in his last days as president, for telling everyone in the military to “remember your oath.” Now that I think about it, every single one of us who has a relative currently serving in the Armed Forces should reach out to them and remind them that their oath is to the constitution - not to the orange shithead. And while it will be ignored by many, it only takes one person and one key spot to decline to do the wrong thing. Like the Russian sailor during the Cuban missile crisis who refused to begin Armageddon.
  10. You voted for him. Just admit that you are gullible human scum - and then make your bad points.
  11. So. Much. Better.
  12. “File? You kidding me? What file? We aren’t continuing that woke unemployment thing. We don’t have people to take your file, even if you slip it under the door. I recommend they practice picking vegetables in California.”
  13. now that the Nazis are completely in charge, it’ll be hard to say it’s the Democrats fault that things were done that ruined the country, but I have faith in MAGA that they will be told it’s Biden’s fault - and that will be the end of it.
  14. “I declare state law void…. because I have a concept of an executive order!”
  15. username checks out
  16. sounds painful.
  17. 62-35 Gata over dirt burglars 12:30 to go. I hope we reach the century mark
  18. Well, there may be a progressive Charles Guiteau out there somewhere, I think Trump and Company should be more worried about ex-military and proud boy/militia type supporters being fired from their jobs and losing their homes and prescription benefits, etc. They seem to have shorter fuses mentally, and a greater propensity to do things like storm the capital and such. And of course they like to talk about their second amendment “options”. If I ever get the pleasure to open up my 21 year-old Sherry barrel aged scotch that I’ve saved up for the moment I hear of Trump’s death, I think the odds are it will be one of his former voters that is the assassin.
  19. Obligatory picture from the 30th anniversary concert in Gainesville that produced the Running Down a Dream documentary. That was a fun damn concert.
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