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Gatorubet

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  1. As does FSU.
  2. Being half right is better than not being right at all, Buddy. TOUCHDOWN!!
  3. Fuck Kirby. Fuck the leg humping, butt licking, mangy, flea infested mutts. Fuck their fans. Fuck Athens. Fuck the entire state of Georgia.
  4. and it will get uglier
  5. Supporters of Capital Punishment will learn nothing from this case.
  6. How could it not? After all, that thing is ancient; it will soon be 12 years old. I think that’s about how long the U.S. has had B-52s.
  7. That is such bullshit. if you think impeaching Trump was purely political and not legitimate action taken against the most deserving criminal President in History, you are a moron.
  8. Those poor scammers were once like you. You know, not getting any inheritance.
  9. He won’t need to steal it, he’ll win it. He’ll play a soccer match with himself the day after and declare himself the club champion again.
  10. The Social Security cola won’t come anywhere near to dealing with the increased prices next year. I think it will be more like low 3s to 4. Add tariff costs to inflation and everyone on Social Security and Social Security Disability will be fucked. And this is before the big beautiful Bill kicks them off Medicaid. The Medicare part B monthly premium is increasing almost 12% as well. Throw a shrimp on the barby and a mattress in the garage, because all your parents are moving in…. Grandma and grandpa will probably have to fight your kids for the best room.
  11. i’m still in awe that Brat fed his family by stampeding them off cliffs waving a buffalo robe while carrying a Clovis point spear.
  12. “Oh. Look Norway, those glide bombs are for your exclusive use, because only you have F-35A fighters. What? You mean Denmark and Poland have them too? And you belong to the Nordic Defense Cooperation with Denmark, Sweden Finland and Iceland? Well, for God’s sake don’t let the Poles borrow them or they’ll lose them in Russia somewhere…”
  13. “Here’s a bunch of glide bombs, Norway. We’re not sure which of your neighbors you might use them on, but here’s 800 of them.”
  14. On that note: https://share.google/6TkXlCQs5ABLOqD9D
  15. Not supplying gas to Asian ethnicity Eastern Russians is one thing. Moscow not having gasoline indicates a huge problem. Because if Moscow now isn’t getting gas, Siberia is sure as shit not getting any.
  16. Give me one ping Vasily. One ping only…
  17. I don’t think I’ve actually placed a phone call to my credit union for 20 years. See website and app for 99.999% of info.
  18. fify
  19. Not fences to stop cattle. Huge, tall, strong barriers…. And then, I dunno….we make Mexico pay for them?
  20. I think a better plan is to let all the shitheads in the Dakotas and Nebraska and Iowa lose their farms - and then after we drive all those people down into Kansas to whatever fate befalls them. We put up big game fences around those states, import buffalo from Yellowstone, and see how long it takes for the Buffalo to come back in sufficient numbers. I understand that how to keep the buffalo from interacting with abandoned meth labs could be a problem…
  21. That was me last week. “OMG! I just found two frozen quarts of Eggbeaters!! “Eggs are back on the menu boys!”
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