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I just sent a letter to Elmo that I'm not the name that he is referring to. I am the living man. I also advised that I am free to travel about the Internet with no license. And that I’m not a federal citizen, I am a state citizen. I added my thumbprint in blood. 🩸 I am pretty sure that I am untouchable in my freehold now.

I dunno know, man. I’m pretty sure that Trump and his new Czar of Who to Tax Audit, Jail and/or Fuck With - being the very well credentialed Mike Flynn - will have Elmo’s incels examine my Twitter postings and determine that I’ve committed a little bit of light treason against Trump… and therefore deserve some jailing or shooting or such.

I think if you can keep your house in Florida after you stab your wife to death - you’ll probably be able to keep your house after you defame somebody.

Negged. You left out the obligatory Punisher shirt.

Those Yemassee urbanites are likely much better staff than those Salkehatchie rubes. I mean, for things like monkey lock closings and such…

Benny Hill sax music playing…,

Create a less offensive thread title next time.

if you think that agreeing with the Cheaneys that January 6 was treason Is the reason Kamala lost the election, you are a bigger idiot than I think you are. And if by some magic you are actually correct, then certainly our country deserves to become known as the shit hole of all shit holes with the stupidest population of voting public in the world. I’ve had a lot of time to think about it and I’ve come to the conclusion that America needs a deep long depression with massive human suffering and misery so that even the stupidest people will eventually be able to open their eyes and see the things that are important. When you can’t feed your family, owning libs is less important - then you might listen to a progressive. Everyone is too stupid and happy right now to worry about anyone but themselves in the most superficial fashion. Fortunately, Trump is about to fix that.

So you take your victory lap as a homophobic asshole. How on brand.

oh noes - she could not not sway the stupid bros - the least informed part of the electorate in the country - nor cure their long earned ignorance and toxic bro personalities in an hour while talking policy to a human vegetable. What a condemnation!!

Trump is a traitor to the country and tried to overthrow the Democratic rule of the United States government. That was the line in the sand for the Cheneys. The fact you think what you think - means only that you are also supportive of your candidate being a traitor to the constitution and his oath. It doesn’t bother you because you are worthless traitorous scum. You don’t realize that every post you make makes you look worse - while in your feeble giddy-with-victory brain you think you’re making points.

actually, she’s looking more like Naomi as she gets older

I think everyone’s on the same page here

it is, but as much as I would not feel sad at that asshole dying, the end of the ACA would result in a lot more people dying who did not vote for Trump because he hated the black guy.

…we’re both correct.

The interest rate on my first mortgage was 13 1/2% I have a friend whose first house was 15%. Carter was cooked without the Iran crisis.

Nope. they get angry when you tell them that their God king is full of absolute bullshit and lies. Facts are useless. You keep talking like it makes a difference what the content of the discussion was. The only content is ‘I’m on team Trump and I want to hurt people who aren’t on my team.’ That’s it. How It got that way is a different story, but there is literally nothing you could tell most MAGA fans and make them switch. The anecdotal evidence of this from numerous people on the board (who posted how they changed minds) is as accurate in the broad demographics as the evidence that old people were voting against Trump. The Anecdotal Evidence is bullshit. You just want to keep believing the lie that that they’re very nice slightly misinformed people. like I say, these are the people who would bring casseroles to their ailing neighbors - and yet take time to go throw rocks at the school buses bringing in black kids. Those are nice, nice people. Just ask them. Ask their family if they are nice. Ask their church members. Ask their neighbors. They will all tell you they are nice… …but we need to deport those dog eating Haitians and all those criminal murdering Mexicans.

so you are suggesting that we pander to ignorant gullible people and support things that will hurt their lives because they are so ignorant they don’t understand the things we explain to them to help protect against the lies? Gotcha. Now, we were always a nation of ignorant, gullible people, but they were generally held in check because they had no podcasts or Facebook or Fox News telling them all the false things that they believed and voted upon. If Walter Cronkite and Huntley and Brinkley and your local newspaper were still providing our information - Trump would not be president. at some level, it is as simple as that.

This is exactly the type of honest and self-reflective post that makes me frequent Surly.

if Bruin tries to sell you an exorbitantly expensive ‘ChemoDick’, don’t fall for it.

ignore it. I was just angry the Snopes family wound up taking over the south.

That’s only because you read these platforms with the brain of a moron. everybody else sees that they Sane-washed the worst presidential candidate in the history of the country to such an unprecedented extent that the scales had a journalistic thumb pressed firmly on it.