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Gatorubet

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  1. So - how many packs of cigs did that cost in the joint? Or was that during your randy prison guard employment phase?
  2. go on….
  3. Speaking of thumbs - the unattractive strippers wind up with John’s like this
  4. I thought that was just a fantastically accurate phrase.
  5. I’ve read that a very, very, very unattractive stripper is the most interesting stripper. Because of the type of jobs that they are forced to accept because of their unattractiveness. So they wind up beingmuch better luncheon conversation companions, what with the midget, sharpie and donkey stories and so forth..
  6. He ain’t got no shins!!
  7. That looks like Humpty - about to go fight all the King’s horses, and all the king’s men in a bar.
  8. Like baseball….JOBY been berry, berry good to me….lately IBRX not so much
  9. if you were going to close the deal in the early mid 70s, you better have had Bread ready on the eight track
  10. I spent the last two years trying to pay off every debt I have except the two-something percent mortgage, now less than six figures to pay off. I see no reason to pay it off when I make more than my mortgage interest on investments. i’m very close to being able to live off my Social Security and the interest on my savings. Not living large, obviously, but food, shelter, utilities, and occasional dining and vacations are covered. So we’re talking inside cabin berth carnival cruise instead of first class airfare and a Viking European river cruise. We’re talking pasta dinners at home instead of lunches at Clancy‘s and Herbsaint. Having lived a life where food and shelter was not always a thing, I will be extremely fine having those and dumping most of my streaming entertainment and cable - and getting back to reading more - which I unconsciously abandoned doing at some point and need to go back to. Which is all to say, I urge all of you optimists to take this very seriously and start hunkering down, saving money and preparing for some hard times ahead. Those of you with Obamacare or Medicaid for your health situations need to be even more cognizant of this, and depending on your medical situation moving to a Third World country that has OK medical care that you can purchase cheaply there might be an option. Once things get really bad I do not expect them to recover anytime soon. A lot of us have begun to understand that brisket sledge is an actual thing. Once you accept that reality, the next step is thinking about what happens when you fall off the ledge.
  11. username suggests you liked the left boob better anyway.
  12. I got to go backstage for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and/or Mudcrutch several times, as my older brother was a friend of Tom’s and they both shared early 1970s Gainesville shenanigans. I only saw them a couple times before they left Gainesville in 1973 - I think. But they were generous with their time when we saw them. This was long after they had settled down as married men and fathers, and not actively rounding up groupies. Which was unfortunate. All I got.
  13. I guess he’s no longer living here in Allentown…
  14. While Nicole’s religious beliefs are not of the mainstream, I for one I am not going to theology-shame her for doing what she thinks is in the best interest of a person’s eternal soul.
  15. If the current Epstein issue was one photo:
  16. “It’s just purely coincidental that the Heritage think tank wanted to hire her right now for $1 million a year…and God spoke to her in a dream and said to take the job. Stop spreading liberal fake news.“
  17. She’s 65 now, religious and into being a Memaw who bakes cookies for the grandchildren… …and a bit of Church Lady who fights - could it be - SATAN!!?? It is amazing to me all of the wild childs I knew in my youth who are now very judgmental, prudish old people - disapproving of people doing the same things they used to enjoy doing themselves - all while feigning absolute amnesia about things they did when they were younger. Sad. Bigly.
  18. This is a nice concise bit to share around the Interwebs with family and friends suffering from Cult-itis
  19. 1) Give him a break. He checked with the Head of HR and it was fine (I’m just assuming I’m not the first person to say that) 2) 55 years into having sex, my single mom blonde Cajun coworker from “back Vacherie”, as she called, still sits atop my record books for ‘best oral sex orgasm ever produced’. This is the same gal who would drive to my apartment when I was sick and give me homemade gumbo and blowjobs so I would feel better - and then leave. As I learned today from this thread, she may have had Brazilian ancestry. So let me just throw a, “not so fast, my friend” in here.
  20. For some time I’ve been kicking around buying a Marantz Cinema 70s AV Receiver to up my movie sound game a bit. it was on the low end of the AVR spectrum, being only $1000. I instantly ordered it online once Trump announced the 30% Japan, Korea, tariffs. I looked five minutes ago on the Marantz site - it is now $1,300. So yes, it is now a thing.
  21. Oh wait…..not GREEN door. Gotcha.
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