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Gatorubet

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  1. Stupid and uncaring is not a way to go through life. You should tell him he’s a miserable excuse for a human being and that you no longer want to have anything to do with him. I mean really, he needs to know this. There should be some downside to being him.
  2. Golden visas keep going up, so now is a good time to get in while you can.
  3. Did you did you tell her she’s too stupid to be an American? Wait! On second thought, that is obviously not true.
  4. I had an older neighbor who kept falling down all the time, and one doctor told his wife to pack up every single damn pill bottle in his house and take it to him. After canceling 80% of the drugs from different physicians, the guy felt great from then on. God, I love that! Not so easy being a gay heroin addict inventing new rock ā€˜n’ roll genre in the 60s. But Lou didn’t give a shit. My favs on that album are Venus in Furs and I’m waiting for the man.
  5. funny, but that was the exact response to my last appeal brief and oral argument.
  6. To be fair, RFK has probably had more questionable item down his throat than that thing
  7. Truth is, we like the way you tell it and enjoy hearing it again. Sorry that you have that medication tightrope RD. Like two different doctors giving you Imodium and Dulcolax to keep you regular. But the important point remains: which scratchy Velvet Underground album were you listening to?
  8. I hear that there is an anal suppository that slowly introduces sugar over time that is potentially effective. You just need to remember to cut most of the stick off the tootsie pop first.
  9. if willfully ignorant and prideful is the same thing as mentally ill, then yeah.
  10. Screw that. Everybody knows you just spray vinegar at both of them.
  11. Mine cost $66k a year. But not me. I pay a little over $2k. and don’t think I don’t appreciate all you subsidizing me.
  12. Liberation day!!!
  13. Joby still going down. Was 20, now 12. I thought they had some good news about the military use of their technology, but apparently there’s some bad news to be had as well.
  14. Dear Cletus: the fact that Trump will consider you an enemy if you release the Epstein files means that Trump is totally innocent. Because if Trump has nothing to hide, that is exactly why he will make you an enemy if you want to see the nothing in there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
  15. The orange shitstain was talking today about sending troops to New Orleans. I guess since the Louisiana troops are in Washington DC we’ll get troops from Utah. 5D Chess!
  16. I would go with a company that calls self ā€œPatriotā€ something or other…. Unless there is another company who calls itself ā€œPatriot, Patriotā€, or ā€œMore Patriotā€.
  17. Maybe he’s moulting. Did you ever think of that?
  18. Set you down, father; rest you.
  19. I have absolute faith in her ability to find something else to obsess on
  20. The $800 Duty-Free Exemption Is Gone and Prices Are Rising Fast So some say.
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