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Gatorubet

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  1. I wonder whether he just shot everybody near him - or whether he directed his wrath at the people who made fun of him. If people are intentionally cruel to other people and karma pays them back in a way exponentially stronger than their shitty treatment of others, I have far less sympathy for them getting shot.
  2. This is true. All the Texas oil people hated one aspect of New Orleans - no matter how much money they had - it would not magically allow them to join Comus or Momus or Proteus or Rex. Nor a 100% guarantee to join the Boston Club. The top end of New Orleans high society was not inclusive at all. Now, none of that is a good thing, and it evokes bullshit nostalgia for a level of nativism and racism that is not healthy. It apes more of a British class system thing. I did get a chuckle out of the old Volvo thing. They were a fixture at many Garden District mansions. Gaudy display of wealth is seen as uncouth by the wealthy, although it is the epitome of what poor people think of as rich.
  3. Probably not a good idea to send these scammers dick pics - but there’s nothing illegal about sending them a Geoduck image.
  4. some for sure. I don’t know the 2020 versus 2024 demographic data.
  5. That like a combination of sassy and prissy…. when your brain tells you it wants to skip….but your subconscious knows there are people with cameras.
  6. no. But I’m getting lots of texts from people who have reviewed my resume from various sources - and they all think I would be ideal to work for them. It apparently entails an hour of work a day for which they’ll pay me $9000 a month. Seems legit… despite me not having a resume and all.
  7. What’s the average age of Hobby lobby shoppers in the colored poster board section? if it is church leader, I’m assuming he’s taking pedo pics
  8. I heard it was, "CAN YOU DO THAT RECTALLY… AND WOULD YOU LIKE A SEMEN SAMPLE?”. But, yeah.
  9. that GIF was an edit to my initial response, the previous response being more CR than DT - and me being cognizant of black lab’s shit-posting hammer
  10. The slave name Bertha gave him that he hated - or the secret one I gave him that he liked and answered to? You, me, and your wife can discuss that in Europe - on me - once I get my royalty check.
  11. That was me. Plastic surgery and a name change. Just vouch for me and I’ll make it worth your while.
  12. autonomous Robotaxi w/safety monitors?
  13. I like your optimism brisket. The only way Trump cares about what Cletus does is if he needs his vote. This would indicate there might be future elections. Because if Trump does not need Cletus to stay in power, Trump will treat him like he treats everybody else he no longer needs, and will recommend he pulls himself up by his boot straps, picking vegetables in the black belt. That said, you might be onto something. I think Thomas will write the SCOTUS opinion saying that the Founders wanted us to have a 100,000 man ICE army controlled solely by the executive branch.
  14. Man, the thoughts and prayers meter must be pegged!
  15. To be fair, Cletus might not have any other choice.
  16. iPhone voice recognition software sucks. Maybe he was water boarded by the Lake Travis football booster club?
  17. But there might be a riot in the chips and snacks aisle.
  18. I totally agree. I was just taking that number from another source and rolling with it. But even if 1/10 that, the problem still remains. Putin has a problem. One, he doesn’t have enough troops to go after a large amount of heavily armed deserters. He needs them for his meat grinding. Two, I’m sure Putin does not want his country to know - or other soldiers or potential conscripts to know - that one can simply say “fuck it” and walk away from the front line with your weapon. Three, that the only thing keeping the deserters from arrest or death or being sent back to the frontline is the fact that they are heavily armed - with the best kit they could select/steal after their platoon mates were killed. This means that for their continued survival, they must make raids on the MOD ammunition logistics system to replenish ammo. I refuse to believe it impossible that at least some of them are doing this.
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