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Gatorubet

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  1. Aggy has to score - or else it can’t lose going for two
  2. Gatorubet replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    “The ass bone’s connected to the knee bone” is a medical statement that I would have checked out by a second opinion.
  3. That is sick. Sure, sticking grass in your butt is fine. As is sticking sticks in your butt. But to stick both in your butt at the same time, well, that’s just not right.
  4. Billy F’n Napier being channeled
  5. Hahahaha FUCK YOU DIRT BURGLARS!!!
  6. Negged. Not anti-OU enough.
  7. Very maybe possibly!! But in any event, there is no evidence of disease, and for the here and now that is damn sure close enough!!! Congrats, Droogie!
  8. When he was at Florida, our defenses were great. Our offense sucked, and he mistakingly thought that Florida fans would be happy with the 17-14 win. Just like Napier refused to get a decent explosive offensive play caller and coordinator, Boom did not think it was an issue either. It was a huge issue. So much so that his nickname at Florida was “Agent Muschamp”, alluding to the fact that he was a former Georgia player, and thus a sleeper agent sent to ensure Florida’s lack of conference success. I think he’s a great hire for y’all.
  9. Yeah. WTH? Why aren’t they younger - like my grandparents. They weren’t born until the 1880s.
  10. If this were true, atheism would be far more popular.
  11. Wait - do they still have a box of “boom motherfucker” T-shirts to sell?
  12. My guy had me invest in his brother’s “all liver and onions, all the time” food truck, so I’m expecting some pretty big returns in 2026.
  13. You know, until recently that used to be less ironic.
  14. 50 billion > 2 billion. That’s like being six months behind on your monthly McMansion mortgage payments, and your bank demands that you sell your mountain bike to reduce the debt.
  15. I hate to wait for the test results. Fortunately, the app that my providers use often posts test results within hours. Especially labs. I know that some providers will not post test results until the physician reviews them so that he or she can tell you any potential news that would otherwise freak you out. But always a bunch of fun to see the NED if that happens.
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