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Gatorubet

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  1. I think the one on the left… as long as she likes to play with balls
  2. hahaha. “ I want to play more college ball, I just don’t wanna play for Kirby.” Or more likely, he just wants more frequent sex with his Miami volleyball player gf
  3. That whole tubas at the inauguration thing makes me realize I missed another economic opportunity. I could’ve made a fortune selling blue vuvuzelas with RESIST on them.
  4. Growing up in Vero Beach we had a half tangerine half/navel orange grafted tree in our backyard that had the best oranges I’ve ever tasted. Indian River County knows how to grow some citrus.
  5. I said, ‘get rid of’, not buy him out. People can disappear in back Vacherie.
  6. i’ve put off a bunch of house renovation stuff for a while. But this weekend I’m buying the insulation to redo my attic, I’m buying the lumber to put up a deck, and I’m buying drywall for my garage. I’ll probably save 25% on that decision to do it now. and I might just buy the plug-in hybrid SUV. I’ve been looking at because that’ll go up in price too. How in the world can half the country vote for the worst fucking human being on earth?
  7. How can you say that? Jesus obviously hates Boise State.
  8. This has to make LSU happy. Once you get rid of Brian Kelly, you’re on your way to the playoffs a couple years later
  9. icing him before he’s ready to kick. Brilliant Penn State.
  10. less than 30 seconds for the meteor to appear, dammit
  11. Wait - like - all that snow will soon be melted and turn into lake water.
  12. You’d be pissed too if nobody even bothered to learn your name. Especially when Billy Bob and Bandit and Charlie Brown had been laughing at you.
  13. That’s only because the meth heads steal them. (I keed….I can say that because I used to live in Sioux City.) Actually, I was mostly referencing my time in Washington state, but it’s probably more accurate to say ‘in northern mountain states’
  14. While I appreciate the historical accuracy Debbie - it was just a bit about her weight.
  15. I can’t believe it’s been two hours and nobody has stuck that urban legend of the scuba diver being scooped up by the firefighting plane here. This level of factuality is disappointing
  16. What if Trump confuses Iceland and Greenland - and remembers that Arne Saknussemm found gold in the Center of the Earth? I think that is more likely than Trump bothering to think what is in the country’s national strategic interest.
  17. Out of town homeowner calls friend in nearby town to go to his house to see if his safe with personal papers survived. Friend confuses the correct home due to total destruction of area, but finds a safe in the rubble of the house next-door. On the way to his truck he has caught by Bruin and executed. Maybe, just maybe, your completely justified emotional response to this horrific experience is not the same as your two weeks ago response would have been. I am truly sorry that you, your family, and your friends and neighbors are having to go through this. in your shoes, I would feel exactly the same way Bruin. It is bringing back a little Katrina PTSD.
  18. right right right. I was just adding to the comment that people up north manage, and was just putting out that people up north also have studded snow tires and chains.
  19. Then again, we don’t have a set of specially designed studded snow tires sitting in the garage, waiting for this type of weather. when I lived in Washington the state patrol required all vehicles to carry chains over Snoqualmie Pass from November to April. They have chain checkpoints - and if you don’t have them or don’t put them on, they send your ass back home.
  20. The Hague is going to have to build some stronger gallows.
  21. As a narcissist, he wants to be remembered as a president who did something fantastic, spectacular, that will forever be remembered. Since he is incapable of being a good president as his universally accepted by historians, something like buying Greenland is the only thing he can think of to get himself on Mount Rushmore.
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