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Gatorubet

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  1. Yeah…. I remember my babysitter scolding me because I was booing President Eisenhower‘s TV address - which had preempted my Mickey Mouse Club show….. but I’m not old.
  2. IRL he chose his mother’s maiden name his senior year. Quitter.
  3. That is exactly what I instructed my man-servant to do. Oddly, I have not heard from that ungrateful wretch Julio. He has disappeared without a word, despite the fact that his contract requires three years of service before he earns time off. However, whilst playing whist at The Club, I will sometimes pointedly ‘harumph’ when someone makes a point I find distasteful.
  4. Sorry to hear that, bro. If I knew the contact information for Keith Richards human parts dealer I would do you a solid.
  5. I had a high school classmate who would often bring up similar word usage changes. I wonder whatever happened to Bobby Queer?
  6. Enemies? Do your own research. MD Anderson makes money curing cancer. How much more money would they make if more people had cancer?
  7. I did not catch the name of the guy on Bloomberg last night driving home from work around 7:45 pm, but the man was definitely onboard the “stagflation pain is a-coming” train. He did say that he does not think the tariff pain will really hit till second quarter 2026. It just feels like the market will go up and Wall Street will keep dancing on the deck of the Titanic. I told my adult kids and several of my friends who don’t watch the news at all that that they would be well-served to immediately go into asset preservation mode, NOT undertake new debt, keep your old car and pay off every credit card now in case you lose your job soon - and to grow your emergency savings as much as possible. I’d rather be a mistaken old crank if I’m wrong than see people I like and love suffer more next year if that could have been avoided some if they’d taken different steps this year
  8. Bob and Imma wrestle with this every day.
  9. And I bought 9,000 more shares of IBRX - because Ani needs company. Also, wanted my average cost basis in the mid 2s.
  10. My UEC play last October at $8.30 is now $10.51. Sumpin’ up with uranium stonks. Only 20k in it so it can ride for years upsy-downsy - and I will leave my kids that and the rest of the brokerage account when I die. I am, however, going to spend the entirety of the IRAs and 401(k)s on hookers and blow. That’s cheaper than a second wife, right?
  11. As it’s past 5 o’clock, and with the perspicacity provided by the cocktail hour, maybe Trump is playing 5D chess with India! On one hand, he is slamming them with tariffs. On the other hand, he is dramatically raising the price of beef….hhmmmmm
  12. Trump should probably just declare war on everybody but us, so then I won’t have to figure out which of the few remaining countries don’t hate us.
  13. Apparently not. it may be puffery, but if they can produce enough missiles to get to five a day, at the end of the month they can fire 30 missiles at 5 refineries. I don’t know the technical specs, but I’m not sure Russian air defense can shoot down 30 missiles. I’d be happy to see five refineries put out of business, and the next month another five refineries put out of business. I would love to know the capability of Russian air, defense systems. If they can shoot down 30, or they can shoot down 75, whatever… I can’t imagine those idiots will be able to stop all of them. And once they find out how many you need to overload the defense, send more than that at each refinery every month.
  14. So - Carthage? (I know, Scipio Africanus was 200 years before Nero)
  15. Just win baby! #burntorangelife
  16. We thank you for your service.
  17. I have not one clue whether this is total BS or has some authenticity, so I’m just putting it out here for anyone who wants to track it down. If it’s true, we’ll have word by tomorrow certainly.
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