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Gatorubet

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  1. The Wiccan on the far left, maybe?
  2. That kid is definitely a member of the Crowe family
  3. Saban bailed at the right time. now he’s sitting on the beach doing VRBO commercials and earning 20%.
  4. When I was selling books door-to-door in North Carolina during college, I wound up in some small college bar and restaurant, where the last couple people at closing time was a gal who looked like this and me. Even through my alcoholic haze, I could see her glancing at me for the last 10 minutes. She got up and wandered over to me, and as my brain was processing the ‘yes or no’ slump buster equation, she looked down at the half burger sitting in the plastic basket in front of me, and asked, “are you gonna finish that?”
  5. No way there’s not gonna be at least one Statue of Liberty play.
  6. He’s convinced me to cheer for team Satan. One, I don’t wanna be evangelized too when I wanna watch a sporting event, and two I’m pretty damn sure Jesus does not care who wins the Boise State football game, so playing “for Him” is stupid. Everybody knows Jesus is a Florida fan.
  7. Lesbian Overlord: ”Come over here slave!” Roma: “May I at least ask your name Master?” Lesbian Overlord: “My given name or my nickname?” Roma: “Either” Lesbian Overlord: <reaching in bag> “Well…my nickname is ‘Peggy’!”
  8. One of my law school classmates recently told me that he didn’t get a Covid vaccine, but he has been eating ivermectin vet paste and hasn’t had Covid, which proves something, something…Kennedy
  9. But to be fair, no one is going to stand in the way of his Constitutional right to be an annoying asshole. * (* in my opinion. But then, he sure showed that judgin’ lady and the other two guys in the fifth circuit what was what. And he gave us all great joy with that Hitler video celebrating his win, so it is a conflicted opinion)
  10. Can we all throw in a few bucks and buy an assignment of rights from Cobalt? That way, our new Surly LLC “Transgender Electronic Vote Switching Machine Collections” can participate in the litigation discovery too.
  11. mile high club in the tail section bathroom?
  12. i’m not sure, but I think this was one of MTG‘s ancestors.
  13. I assume that when he found the dead bird, the first thing that crossed that Cajun’s mind was, “First you make a roux…”
  14. I don’t think FDR micromanaged Pearl Harbor, but I do think he did everything possible to ensure the potential of Japanese military action against us to get us in to the war in Europe. He sent US cruisers on what he called”Pop-up” cruises in territorial waters that had a high likelihood of something going wrong. A sunken cruiser had about the same deaths as Pearl Harbor, so I think that was a hypothetical price he was willing to bear to get us involved in war. But I see our failure to respond to Pearl Harbor as a long string of very foreseeable fuck ups that had nothing to do with intentional knowledge suppressed. it had a lot to do with shutting off steel and oil exports.
  15. Rohm and the other gay brown shirts were eliminated. But I assume it was them who arranged for Hugo boss to design the kick ass uniforms for the Wehrmacht and the SS.
  16. I bet a 410 with #8 tungsten shot would do the trick without undo recoil.
  17. And perhaps more concrete proof that he was not expecting an invasion was the fact that the idiot had a huge amount of his military aviation very close to the border - so when the pre-invasion air attack happened, they wiped out most of his Air Force. Which led to him dismantling all the take factories and such sending them east. Stalin got played by the one balled paper-hanger.
  18. Here’s what they’re actually doing
  19. Putting a wall at the front of the runway would be silly
  20. Every player gets a free pint of Mayhaw jelly.
  21. Which I did not see because the local station keeps interrupting with tornado warnings
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