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Gatorubet

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  1. Venn Diagram of Racists and MAGA Tech Dipshits
  2. I see no reason why she could not start a website and issue limited edition numbered prints derived from painting her vagina in various colors, and then squatting on the canvas. Granted, Kathy being Kathy is a limiting factor….which is why you sell them from the website….where you’ve stolen the picture of the deceased Russian only fans model to prominently display on the homepage. What rich fanbois mistakingly believe about the physical characteristics of the artist is none of her concern.
  3. Trump is going to give her the incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor and start her own business in the soon-to-be-growing agricultural sector of our economy. Employment choice may or may not include what crop to pick from what field - but physical activity identical to a free health club membership will be provided by her employer at no extra charge.
  4. When they become homeless, I hope they remember to take their Trump flags and stickers with them. That way they can mark their Trump friendly MAGA camps under the overpass from the Libtard homeless camps - so they know who is who and all.
  5. Gatorubet

    Soft

    It took a miracle last second field goal to beat SMU Tiger. I can’t remember how that juggernaut SMU did against its first opponent.
  6. “… but me see Og stab pointed end of stick into flesh too. Me just put pointy stick into brother of OG!”
  7. The fact that these people shill for their employers as part of their job is somehow triggering for people.
  8. there are people and companies that specialize in auditing medical charges for reasonableness. You do not have to pay for the $10 aspirin or $10 box of Kleenex. Of course they will try to intentionally fuck you, and while you cannot avoid the fucking, you can slightly affect change in the length and the lube
  9. His, but after the first kid is born, after nine months of eating for two, Vic is going to take interest.
  10. Going through Yellowstone when I was in college, we stopped to see some magnificent elk near the road. Some idiot picked a whole bunch of tall grass, made it into a bouquet, and started walking to the elk like he was gonna feed it. (see photo below for approximation of activities) I started screaming at him that he was “an idiot and he could die in a second….get away from the elk!” His large hausfrau started ya-ya-ing at me rudely, while walking toward the two with a polaroid. The elk started shaking his antlers, and pawing the ground. I thought the idiot was dead, but the elk made a quick 180 and headed for the tree line. The wife said I ruined the picture.
  11. One of my favorite carols.
  12. I think he has mixed feelings about the whole subject, ya know, because of the way the little temptresses intentionally dress and move.
  13. Ja….ja….ja!
  14. God jul och Trevlig helg!
  15. IMG_2374.mp4 Merry Christmas, a Cool Yule, or Whatever Makes You Happy Day to all you perverts. Five years ago in Brussels..,
  16. Why not add small coffins to the line….ya know, think outside the box.
  17. As we recall, the GOP majority Senate would not allow either witnesses nor exhibits in the impeachment trial. That alone should’ve been a minor tip-off that it was not a judicial proceeding.
  18. Dusky Melania??
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