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Gatorubet

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  1. I did this. Bought Sunday.
  2. Some researchers say that it helps the medicine go down.
  3. My attempt at sarcasm was as successful as my attempts at everything else in life.
  4. I’m sure when Donnie hears about this it will be hard to keep him from writing a big check to cover it all.
  5. I’m not so sure I would buy that one. Too much flexibility in the potential denial of coverage when they get to decide what is ‘too much’ jerking off.
  6. I think the jury had a rational basis for thinking he was just crazy as fuck and a sad loon who could not temper himself because - loon - instead of being inherently evil and malicious. Maybe letting the nut job reveal his nut job -ness was part of the defense strategy. That is not a bad result for him.
  7. Serious note: everyone should check out a cancer policy if their employer offers one, or get one if they don’t. My HR recommended I got it - and wouldn’t you know three months after paying my $15 a month I got cancer. Once I sent them proof of my tumor, they sent me a cash payment of $11,000 - and paid 20% cash of the cost of each of my on-going MRIs and CTs. Not a bad bang for your buck. It was one stressor I did not have to have as I made my co-pays and airfare and hotel visits to MDA. It is so damn cheap that if you ever join the club, that valuable assist makes dealing with it a hell of a lot easier financially.
  8. Maybe break a rule and give your manservant the cellar key - and have him sell a few bottles of 1986 Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac? And get the key back immediately.
  9. I hate more pig arms weren’t used.
  10. Like The Villages - all of the STDs, but still going there to die. You can’t pay me to move to Florida. I look forward to dying in France or Portugal.
  11. Age can alter the playing field. I’m far better looking at 70 than I was at 25 - at least we compared to my overall male peers at the time. Having all my hair, not overweight, and not needing blue pills puts me ahead of a hell of a lot of older dudes now…..and that being alive part. Being a woke libtard in a sea of MAGA is a positive in certain female circles here. And a HUGE negative as well in others.
  12. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
  13. I know a lot of short guys who legit would not consider them if they had A cups. Six of one…
  14. Not me. But even my not attractive ass could manage to get laid with a couple dozen different women. But getting laid involved some work, as no woman ever mistook young me for Brad Pitt or a millionaire. But I had unwarranted confidence - and there was a subset of women who thought that “nice” and “ funny” and “smart” was an acceptable trade-off (at least for a shorter time period) than really good looking or successful. My youngest son, on the other hand, always has a swooning female in his life as a gf - and always has lots of female friends. As soon as he un-girlfriends himself, one of those female friends steps up to the plate and tells him they always had a crush on him and so they start dating. I have no idea about my dad’s game, but as far as my son I can say that whatever success he has with the ladies obviously skipped a generation.. His politics are very woke/progressive, but he likes hunting and fishing and trucks and playing bass/guitar in a Neil Young cover band. The main trait I see in him is that he works very hard at maintaining relationships with a large number of people, and is always seeing friends and doing a wide number of social events with them. He does not sit at home in his mom’s basement playing video games all day and watching porn. He is out living his life and being friends with a wide variety of people who have a wide variety of interests. And his friends have a wide variety of physical appearance and occupations/hobbies. The buddies he goes herping in the swamp, looking for snakes or not the guy he plays music with. Put more simply, he is interested in others, which makes others interested in him. He is accepting of others with differences, and so he is accepted.
  15. “Nobody knows where my yuge crowd has gone (Crowd has gone) - but Baron blew me off too.. Why were they so all out of step, making me look like a fool? It’s my paa-rade and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you… Repeat all the big lies, keep posting all night, just leave me alone for a while. Tariff disasters and No Kings success, only Spork Toes so dumb she still smiles. It’s my paa-rade and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you…”
  16. See… this sentence just stops. No, “and carry a giant dong in your shorts..” That Ai is overrated.
  17. But…. how will we be able to tell that vile shit from the other normal vile shit?
  18. How much money is that Coastal Carolina coach gonna make when he moves wherever he moves at the end of this season? I have not looked, but I bet they’re already convinced he’s coming next year over at TexAgs
  19. Much better to let the ball go under your glove and in-between your legs, than risk the chance it hits your arm and causes an owie.
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