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Gatorubet

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  1. Oh, wait!! You said “peephole”? Nah.
  2. Interim head coach Billy Gonzales announced on Monday that quarterbacks coach Ryan O’Hara will call offensive plays for the Florida Gators moving forward after Billy Napier’s departure. Russ Callaway will remain the offensive coordinator. “Coach Callaway is going to be the OC, but I’m going to let Coach O’Hara call the plays,” Gonzales said during Monday’s press conference. “I think the most important piece to that is there’s a rhythm piece between him and DJ. I think it’s really important that the quarterback is an extension of his teacher. In this particular setting, for the next five games, I think that’s going to be critical. DJ has got a great relationship with both.” “I see the same things,” Gonzales said. “Obviously, we want to be more productive. We want to be more explosive. That’s going to be something that we’ll talk about as a staff, offensively, to see what we can do.” Gonzales was asked about potential wrinkles and changes within the offense. “I think you’ll see some things that are a little different,” Gonzales said. “I think one thing that I want to hopefully continue to assert in the offense is I think we’ve got a lot of playmakers, and I’d like to be able to spread it out a little bit hopefully and get some of those players involved.” Gonzales mentioned tweaking some of the plays to put his guys in the ‘best possible position and play to their strengths.” “We’ve got great players here. If we can get some guys the ball in space and let them work, I think you’ll see a Florida offense that’s ready to roll,” Gonzales added.” Edit: not outright dunking on Sunbelt Billy, but a little bit of shade to be inferred.
  3. This board is filled with guys who will step in to help the misses out. One of the things that makes this board so great. I respect your decision, but all cancer flavors are not the same. Every guy on this board will probably have prostate cancer in their bodies in their 60s or 70s, and will die before it does anything. Again, all due respect, but maybe you should get a second opinion or at least go to someplace like MDA and see your options before you decide on the most invasive procedure with the highest percentage significant side effects. Either way, you have this. But again, if you are going to have surgery, make sure you have the best goddamn surgeon in the country who’s done 1000 of these procedures, and not just the guy or gal at your local hospital they assigned you to. I admit that me sharing this is largely due to the fact that my local hospital surgeon wanted to get me like a fish to cure my liver cancer when it turned out I did not have liver cancer. The best cancer care I ever received was none at all.
  4. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I would like us to hire Vanderbilt’s coach
  5. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/news/college-football/in-the-end-billy-napiers-play-calling-pride-doomed-his-process-and-tenure-at-florida/
  6. Under Billy Napier, Florida's record against ranked teams in away games was 0-14. shut your pie hole Brando you senile fool.
  7. That makes you have 1/4 wooden shoe blood Dr. Brinker. You’ll never be King of Rex now.
  8. OK. He can’t call intelligent plays. Or manage the clock. Or know how to use timeouts. Or what to call in the red zone. Or what plays to call to run out the clock. But garsh darn it, he’s such a nice guy….
  9. Stupid Russians don’t even know enough to put a tiny bit in their bourbon and simple syrup cocktail to make an “Old Stalin”.
  10. That’s just what they would’ve expected. WWSBBD? what would Sunbelt Billy do?
  11. fg for the win. great return
  12. You got the Irish size dick, didn’t you?
  13. Well, you were no South Florida that day, but I understand. You beat the dirt burglars. I would lose them all if we could beat Georgia like you beat the Sooners.
  14. On Sling ESPN has bumped the A&M-pig game for your game. I finally found it on the SEC channel. Pooooor Aggy. They aren’t your little brother, it’s just had other people wanted to see Texas play more.
  15. Both Billy and that guy need to be tar and feathered and run out of town on a rail
  16. Y’all miss some shit tastic football in the swamp. Florida has a 9 point lead with 4;20 and the Bulldogs have a third and 16. Our snowflake defensive back can’t make a fucking tackle and so the guy escapes and gets a first down by a half yard. Bulldog scores td Florida needs to hang on up 2 and get a first down with less than two minutes on the clock. First two running plays we get 9 yards; third and one. What does Sunbelt Billy do? Draws up a passing play where we get sacked and can’t attempt the fourth and one because it’s now fourth and seven. Mississippi State marches down the field after the punt and they’re within the Florida 30 and gonna win with a field goal. Mississippi states regarded coach decides he needs to keep passing even though two run plays and a field goal wins the game. Florida’s ginormous number 99 somehow makes an interception in the flat and Florida wins, very possibly depriving me of Billy being fired tonight. Just a miserable evening
  17. Whoa they are Mr. Salty…. my experience should tell you to wait for the Helobius game prediction to determine your level of pre-game combativeness.
  18. Does the espresso machine in the sleeper have the full nine bars of pressure?
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