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Gatorubet

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  1. Bashar al-Assad's wife files for divorce, seeks to move to UK And he likes to wear a uniform, so maybe there is a conscription letter in the mail? Or he might die of a sudden window accident, and all of his assets, escheat to the state.
  2. “my pool boy and I like furious dancing..” would have sufficed instead of all those words
  3. There was not a whole hell of a lot of pretending going on. My favorite story from that expedition was after they had all been captured in Cuba and were on their way to execution, and they were allowed to write farewell letters to their families. One of them wrote a fabricated personal letter to the US Secretary of State, Daniel Webster, saying stuff like “Well Dan old boy, I will miss my days staying with you and your lovely family and all of our conversations. This looks like the end for me, but I wanted you to know that I have always valued your personal friendship and guidance.” The Spanish censors read the letters before they mailed them, and when they saw he was a great close friend of the current American Secretary of State, they commuted his sentence and expelled him from the country. He was one of the very few who survived that expedition.
  4. Gen. Narcisco Lopez - with support from Southern planters and local newspapers including the Daily Delta - left from New Orleans on a filibustering expedition to free Cuba in 1850. That site is now the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Louisiana. These plaques sit in front of the courthouse.
  5. A Bigly one. Duh! if global warming gets worse, we’re going to need access to ice. Lots of ice. Trump is playing 5D chess while libtards focus on carbon emissions.
  6. Well, we have to have a period of deep rural pain to finally eliminate those family owned farms that have been treasonously not selling their property to ConAgra. President Trump will fix that.
  7. Elvin Sting? I figured you more of a sling blade type. Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a Kaiser blade.
  8. username, check out
  9. Well, Stephen F. Austin‘s Pilgrim ancestor, Richard Austin, came to the New World in 1638 aboard the good ship “Bevis”. I’m not sure, but I think that this may account for a lot of things.
  10. it is fascinating to see somebody undertake such a screed and miss the entirety of the substance of the discussion.
  11. Fucked up play-calling at the goal line that makes Sark look like a genius is why we lost that game at Tennessee. Plus, losing our starting quarterback. If early season Florida was taking it to you, you aren’t that good.
  12. Josh is coaching so hard and working such long hours, the man has never seen an Ozempic commercial.
  13. some evil bastard to ordered her to keep her jacket on
  14. that’ll do horns, that’ll do…
  15. 3 more points would be nice right now
  16. perhaps not drawn up like that?
  17. Definitely the fourth quarter now
  18. you just had to post that didn’t you?
  19. …to distract the people in Ohio from noticing their coach has nipple ring piercings?
  20. Aggy thinking it had the power to keep Texas out of the SEC is so essence of distilled Aggy. Almost everybody in the conference would love to toss those fuckers out even if Texas had not come in.
  21. I decline to do so, but could some brave soul check in on texaggs and let us know the general themes?
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