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Gatorubet

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  1. As my resume offering, I suggest that we use college student interns with stopwatches to stand and stare at persons entering the smoking break area. We order the interns to demonstrably click the start button while making eye contact with the employees. It costs nothing (we don’t pay interns for the privilege of working for us), but it imparts the message to employees that they are always being watched - and they can’t cheat us by exceeding the company policy 4 minute 30 second smoke break rule.
  2. Thor’s Twins man. Always a problem.
  3. Prolly incel-bro brains think, “I might have a better shot at banging her if she knows I bought her fake Internet money…”
  4. this is too water head baby inaccurate to even respond to. feel free to link each of those Buchanan failures to a Biden failure of roughly similar circumstances and negative consequence. We’ll wait.
  5. We’ll, grandma’s not getting that daily bowl of Old Roy protein for free…
  6. if you go directly west from California, what do you find? Chyna!!!
  7. Nah. I was sort of riffing on your comment to keep it the same way it was 1000 years ago… as if the people 1000 years ago really had their shit down on all these issues. My original thought was to say I did not know they had high school women’s sports 1000 years ago. Which probably would’ve been a better choice.
  8. That’s probably your stance on slavery as well. Amirite?
  9. … or maybe it was a call from a concerned person who thought that maybe he might not have an extended car repair warranty.
  10. THIS! Such a HUGE issue. you can whine about things like international relations, providing critical health services to those who don’t have it, school breakfast and lunch to the kids who will go hungry z. zotherwise, national defense, relations with our NATO allies, ensuring our nations infrastructure is updated, protecting marginalized minorities who have been historically mistreated - - but none of that rises to the level of importance that some trans person in North Dakota might be competing in girls volleyball when he was born a male. What I’m saying is you have to prioritize what’s important in life
  11. in every picture that guy seems to have a somewhat punchable face. just sayin’’
  12. I do not recall him being celebrated after it was discovered he was a drug addled pedophile. Also, fuck tow truck companies.
  13. True dat! The reaction sort of reminds me of one of my favorite threads in Shaggy - the saga of Christopher Dorner, the LA cop who went on the rampage fighting police corruption and it’s disrespect for the community and their lives. The cops went on the warpath as they do and wound up shooting up some innocent vehicles, just ‘cause. This reminds me of that, because even though the subject was some guy murdering people, he was getting a huge amount of sympathy and empathy from folks who knew how corrupt law-enforcement is in many cities. in retrospect, that was a bit of a canary in the coal mine for response to the later Black Lives Matter type police killings of citizens. It seemed to ignite some bubbling resentment.
  14. Dude. We post on Surly. We are already doomed forever once they read our posts
  15. After looking at the parachute, I’m pretty sure that it was DB Cooper.
  16. I can only conclude that it just doesn’t mean more for them.
  17. 87-69.
  18. Michelle Beadle was going off on him today. They were playing clips from the trailer and laughing their ass off about “enema”. I lost track of the number of times they called him an asshole while laughing. Brilliant business decision on his part.
  19. I will agree with you that it’s premature to say what will happen between now and then. FSU went from undefeated to absolute shit. Arizona State went from absolute shit to way, way better. But as a general proposition, if you are playing one of the toughest schedules in 2024 and you play the equivalent schedule in 2025, there is at least a very good possibility that you won’t have one of the easiest schedules in the country when you have the same SEC schedule. Forgive me if I do not buy Texas Georgia Ole Miss, Tennessee, and LSU falling into mediocrity. We’ll see.
  20. I am about as unplugged as you can be with any insider knowledge on that. I have heard rumors that giving him another year was predicated on him hiring an OC. If that is false, I would be very disappointed. But with our talent base and we have much better play calling - we hopefully won’t be worse than our seven wins. I think it is more not getting embarrassed by our most hated rivals like Miami and Georgia and blowouts that could pull the trigger . if we lose four games by one point, and it was not due to bad clock management or play calling, I think he’ll have another year. our problem is that in the scheduling roulette wheel we have the same top three hardest schedule in the country again next year. Despite his other deficiencies, Billy having to play two years in a row of that schedule is really an unfair aspect that should give him some small amount of Grace. Having said all that, if he loses our first four games, I don’t think he’ll survive the season
  21. Three weeks ago Gata was ranked 50, today we’re probably number 10 (give or take ranking source). I’m not gonna lie, finally being middle of the pack in SEC recruiting this year - it’s a wonderful and unforeseen Christmas gift.
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