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Gatorubet

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  1. I stared perplexed at that for 20 seconds before I started laughing. I hope that delay means I’m going to a nicer level of hell.
  2. The sky winds were angry that day, my friend.
  3. Connect the dots, Sheeple…
  4. I can’t believe we don’t know whether he was fully reclined or not. Surly thinks that this has a bearing on whether he should live or die.
  5. Trump is declaring victory because there’s only going to be a 55% tariff on Chinese goods. Is that a reason to be happy? Because that does not sound to me like a reason to be happy. That sounds like the G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip will cost 55% more. Sad. Bigly Sad.
  6. Unhook the Laager and give your stuff to the Zulus…. like an Alpha.
  7. I think a bunch of really tiny soldiers glued to his head, starting from his eyebrow and ending on the back of his head with a Suribachi flag plant recreation would be cool.
  8. <mom yelling at her son> ”Ho Lee Fuk… you can play video games with your friend for another hour, but then I want you to climb up and come back home!”
  9. I have to ask - what is the worst bite you’ve ever received from your buddy? My friend was tagged from time to time by his snake being excited that a rat was about to be dropped in his tank - the snake would sometimes strike as rat-chow was about to be dropped, miss and grab his hand. Which he said was not pleasant and that the teeth are designed so that the prey cannot pull out of the bite so easily.
  10. Snek pic?
  11. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky.
  12. https://www.china-briefing.com/news/us-china-tariff-rates-2025/ This links to a pretty good article that sets out the current tariff situation on the various goods from and to China. I would be surprised if China didn’t walk away at some point, just to make a point and put pressure on TACO. Trump will start to sweat and crawfish, which could lead to China removing all tariffs on a large number of products that it never has - and never will - import. That way, the orange shit gibbon can declare a yuuge victory (while lowering the tariffs on the things we actually trade, essentially capitulating to China).
  13. if they do a perimeter search, they will eventually be able to find the crack pipe
  14. I wonder if Ukraine can get its hand on some Chinese made drones and use them to attack Russian assets in far east Siberia. Then deny they had anything to do with it.
  15. As long as he tends to hold the ball, an NFL caliber pass rush is going to be an interesting challenge for him.
  16. Which I’m pretty sure just put you on somebody’s YouTube hit list…
  17. “Not nearly as perverted and deranged as most people say sometimes.”
  18. Javelin thrower probably conscripted to go to Ukraine and throw javelin’s.
  19. Even his soul patch looks sad.
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