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Gatorubet

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  1. Gatorubet replied to squib's topic in Daily Texan
    Oh, she always does that.
  2. He does have that perfect combination of extreme gullibility, unquestioned certainty and self-induced factual ignorance from his limited sources that can be entertaining. Admiring one of the worst human beings on earth - and maybe the worst Texas politician (until the newest ones arrived) is certainly some kind of statement about something.
  3. Wait! She does not in fact wear pantsuits made of dead nun skin?
  4. No, it’s not. The Circle of Wise Ones has ruled that your life is now forfeit because of your heresy. Praise be IBRX!
  5. at least we’re not the poor souls who bought that in the $30s
  6. Maybe it was “sell to crackers..” …as in, “to grift”
  7. is that like Aggy’s fighting chance to win the SEC?
  8. I guess with no funding NPR radio could just play this on an endless loop comes the spark. If any of you are American Revolutionary War history fans, you should be familiar with the Battle of Kings Mountain and how the militia responded to “Tarleton‘s Quarter”.
  9. A nice 10 pound weight loss, and yet…
  10. Twinsies. MRI and local surgeon said metastasized cancer in three places on my liver. My oncologist said those are hemangiomas. so I went to MDA. MDA did a needle biopsy while getting me ready for surgery to remove the tumors from my liver when it turned out they could find no cancer. Whomp whomp local surgeon.
  11. Great Sports has left the chat
  12. I guess the ”great” sports is subject to wide interpretation. Nor did my initial post suggest a limit of one possible remaining school. But, I do have a fondness for U Dub now that you bring it up.
  13. Meanwhile, in the Arkansas whites only conclave, sooiee pig stuff
  14. True. I bet her new suitors are amazed at how healthy she is. “American woman has all teeth and belly not too distended.. Only three childs…..can have 6 or 7 more.”
  15. Auto-bid is as auto-bid does. My chance of getting in Florida now with the grades I had then would be <check notes > approximately zero. Big prestigious state university with great sports? Does your kid enjoy burning couches?
  16. You’re just upset because 50 years from now people will be looking at the Mount Rushmore carvings and wondering why Trump’s head is damaged by so many drone hits, and how strikingly perfect the artists got Senator Collins’ furrowed brow.
  17. It was whispered (in Tagalog) into Raydog’s ear by a 15 year old Filipino sex worker with webbed feet and a penchant for buggery. Raydog then assigned a physics symbol to every Tagalog letter, and revealed the proof that the brother doesn’t exist in the second edition of his work. If you believe drunken Jimmy anyway…
  18. I used to worry because I was conflicted between buying more fentanyl or coffee. Now that coffee is becoming unaffordable, I have much less stress. Bless you, President Trump.
  19. GOP politicians are not getting within 100 miles of a Townhall meeting during the recess. Democrats should be bombing social media asking the question ‘why Republicans aren’t holding town halls right now? - and why did the FBI remove all the references to Trump in the files - Trump and his inner circle seem to be getting very wealthy right now - were they bought off by the deep state?” Just. Asking. Questions.
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