Gatorubet

There is no reason to comment to you because you have it all figured out an advance. To the rest of you, the little “ if required” language is nothing more than the judge making a display that he is fair and will consider the immunity argument thoroughly. As SCOTUS requires. Think of it as a lizard with a throat pouch inflated with a tattoo saying “MAGA- I will be fair”…… even as he writes a Magnum opus factual finding document that leaves very little doubt that Trump should have no immunity. But before the judge goes on that quest he has to appear that he is taking immunity seriously. All of your arguments about why immunity should not apply are valid and will be considered by the judge who will issue a ruling essentially agreeing with you. And then that will be appealed.

I filed my hurricane Ida lawsuit against my homeowners insurance last August. The federal court just informed us that mandatory mediation will take place in September. That is a year by any count boys and girls. Everyone needs to realize that courts have very pressing, crowded dockets, and that after your case has settled or a judgment has been rendered, the judges don’t sit around and do nothing but wait for all of the appellate issues in that case to be resolved. Of necessity they go on to the next case. If they are trying other cases, they are not working on remand issues on your earlier case. They are working on your case again when they have time to do it. In the Parish I practice in most often the average length from filing to resolution of a civil case is three years. I know that this is upsetting to everybody, but none of the time frames involved are particularly egregious when you consider all the factors. We all have a vested interest in seeing Trump convicted and sentenced as soon as possible because that is what we want to help in the election. The court system is not supposed to be designed for a court to weigh-in quicker on issues that one side likes versus the other side. SCOTUS is fucking us with no reach around. Try gummies. All i got.

So, now this is a lock for Houston…?

He is missing side mirrors…. Plus, you may not need a nice car to get a date. This kid needs a Lamborghini.

One of my oldest friends from high school and college notified me that his war bride mother finally passed away in her 90s. I stayed with him for three days and had a chance to chat with his son who drove in from Texas. He is an Aggy engineer by education. He is also a big Trump fan. (“Trump’s awesome”) Because of the circumstances, I did not want to get into an ugly political battle with his kid, but after him making snarky comments one night at dinner about Biden, I asked him if he was really gonna vote for a sexual predator who’s convicted of that and found to have defrauded students children’s charities, stiffed people who provided him services for decades, stole classified docs and who admits that he can grope people with impunity? I was told he is “pure MAGA and those witch hunts are BS” I then said enjoy your 2024 election because that’s the last election you’ll participate in, as Trump will not step down as president. He informed me that Trump will be elected in 2028 and maybe even again after. I asked him what the hell he was talking about; He can’t serve more than two terms. This Aggy replied that Trump would just have the law changed. I told him he can’t change the law absent Constitutional amendment because it’s a Constitutional requirement, so good luck with that. He pushed back and told me I was wrong. I asked him what con law class at what law school did he attend? To which he replied, “none of that is in the Constitution… we will kick the liberals out and Congress will change it”. Even his conservative evangelical father asked him, “Did you not read the amendments to the Constitution when your mom taught you civics class? Are you telling me you did not know that this change happened to prevent multiple terms down the road so no FDR type dynasty?” He said, “I don’t think that’s right” So there is the modern world in a nutshell. An ostensibly college educated engineer making his uninformed voting opinions without the benefit of even a high school civics education, and strongly doubling down on his ignorance when pushed on the point that he is obviously wrong. ‘Murica! He also informed me that crime was so rife in California that you can steal anything you want from stores and law enforcement will not bother to charge you with anything. I told him, “ I know your father never lived in California after you were born - so where did you come up with this chestnut. My brother lives in California and he never mentioned that small thing - a whole state, ignoring criminal laws for stealing.” He told me that he read where the immigrants were stealing so much. They just didn’t bother with the criminal laws anymore. Broken brain homeschooled evangelicals watching Newsmax are now fully in the Trump cult - and there is nothing you can say or do to get them out of it. And this will shock you, but despite having a decent job he is driving a beater car, is way obese for a young man, and to his father’s knowledge has not had a girlfriend within recent memory. I am a verbose MF, but conversations with him are usually him talking for 20 minute segments without allowing interruption while he pontificates on mostly untrue things. There is nothing a woman wants more than to be lectured by a scruffy fat guy who is wrong - but acts like he knows everything and does not want to hear her opinion. IOW, “Incels for Trump!”

“ No, uric acid won’t do shit for eye sepsis, I just told him it did. Mostly, I just liked to piss in his eye.”

Honestly Brat, we’re just all happy you survived Andersonville.

In 50 years, Jade will take her grandchildren to the Gulf of Mexico shore in South Arkansas to search the tidal pools for crustaceans and small fish to eat. There are no more schools, and few people read anymore; lessons are learned by oral recitation of ‘The Truths’. ”Michael Knight was right; Brisket’s ledge was real; allowing corporations to vote in 2028 was a mistake - - - - “ <wack> “Ow! Mee-maw made the best chili…”

I am thrilled to see the convergence of a potential killer storm and July 1 being the first day the good citizens of Louisiana can carry concealed firearms without ever having a class or a permit. Those arguments over who was there first at the gas station pump are going to be far more interesting.

They have to tattoo a life size Alexandria Daddario frontal image to his back first.

“Now I’m President, won’t one of my Patriots orid me of this troublesome judge.” <Judge is killed by MAGA soon after, note saying “troublesome” found pinned on body> “Oh well, nothing to do with me. “

You can’t show fear. You go up to the nearest black dude that looks like Kimbo Slice, tell him “Stephen Miller says Mud People have to obey me”, - and then punch him. That way you’ll earn their respect

He had a few seconds to keep rolling away - and just stopped and clinched his butt and murmured, “Now is as good a time as any…”

….all we are is dust in the wind…

I’ve lived in Sioux City, Iowa. “I-O-Way, I-O-Way, that’s where the tall corn grows….to hide the meth labs..”

Stupid Sips. Can’t match Jimbos’s number. Advantage, Aggy.

How much Texas loot did Pierce walk away with after his canning?

Well, while Ant may live in his mom’s basement and not be “employed”, like your job shaming implies, you do not see him just giving up when there’s a problem - like she didn’t make meatloaf. He put an app on her jitterbug phone that delivers food from her grocery store, completely eliminating the no meatloaf problem. He just wants to know why we refuse to correct our problems.

Explain please

I just tell them that I forgot my slide rule.

I had a very brief consumer bankruptcy practice after Katrina, trying to keep the doors open and all. Occasionally a smooth brain client would transfer assets to friends and family before retaining me, thinking that they were geniuses who could hide their assets from the bankruptcy estate. The glorious thing about those fraudulent transfers is that the people who received them often immediately started spending the money. The pain of a fraudulent transfer money claw-back is exponentially multiplied when you’ve already spent it (“ …but I don’t have it all now because I had to pay Jesuit tuition..”) - and now your own financial assets and salary are at risk. And that was a trustee going after them, not a pack of rabid Texas Trial lawyers.

The trial lawyers going after improper transfers from Jones is what I was talking about in that post. They probably think if they give a depo and say, “I did nothing wrong and the lawsuit against me is unfair”, then it will all go away. <Narrator: It won’t> They are also about to find out that decent defense counsel do not work for free.

<sigh> there is another place you can post this.