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Gatorubet

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  1. yeah. up 30 at half was not expected.
  2. Gotcha. Oh, he normal… What does that even mean? But I’m sure a guy with anger issues we’ll take the destruction of his employment and financial situation well. His new wife better learn to rope-a-dope.
  3. Perhaps you could clarify that statement a bit. There are a couple ways to take that.
  4. 24-7 after 3:27 minutes, so too soon to tell….
  5. Yeah, we will be able to educate these fools with facts.
  6. Wait! My uncle screwed my mom? I thought the German 88 shrapnel from Anzio paralyzed him from the waist down? That randy bastard! Amazing unit. They were trained as ski troops, paratroopers, Alpine mountain climbing troops, demolition experts, martial arts, (as taught by the head of Hong Kong’s police), and general bad asses with cool knives designed by their commander.
  7. Brat, my uncle was a veteran of the ‘Devil‘s Brigade’ - the First Special Service Force. They invaded Kiska only to find that the Japanese had left. So they were sent to Italy to fuck up Germans (and so earned their nickname).
  8. Great story. Now you did it. Aggy lurkers be like: ”HEY EVERYBODY!! SMALLPOX VACCINE WILL TURN YOU, TRANS!!!!
  9. Well, I tried really hard to care about any of this, and I failed miserably…
  10. Wrong! that’s when those Canuck bastards are gonna make their move.
  11. Bert’s brother apparently plays for Yale and he’s pretty good.
  12. ACC 0-2 today. Damn shame.
  13. Pig and Aggy survive. I laugh at Mizzou. Why did we let those fuckers in the conference?
  14. The Yale ginger is getting hot on threes. Yell cut the lead to six.
  15. When I was first dating my ex-wife, when I woke up one morning I found an earring next to my pillow, and, gentleman that I am, I handed it to her when she woke up. She then informed me that that was NOT her earring. I replied, “OMG…. That must’ve been that Mormon girl I had up here. She shook her head “no!” violently and then stormed out of the house….” She told me…. much much later….that my quick reply tickled her. But then, there’s that weird thing where women like you more if they think that other women want you. It’s not you, it’s just her showing the competition that she would win.
  16. Jesus was deported.
  17. I had an elbow bursa flare up and fill with fluid. I did not see a doctor about it, but waited about nine months and it finally went away. I guess as we get older, anytime something looks out of the ordinary we should go see a doc.
  18. I tried to die several times before I was 24. Not intentionally. Something kicked in about age 25 that I stopped doing the most egregiously stupid and potentially fatal stuff. I absolutely buy into that theory that a teenager’s brain does not have adult reasoning power until much later in life.
  19. “I shall not seek, and will not accept a position on the staff… …but I will suggest that players put their hands up and get close to the person about to shoot a three. “ All I got.
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