Gatorubet

Now - Imagine how the cult reacts seems to a supreme narcissist. That has to feel better than when Lou Reeds’s man finally arrived.

“Turn the other barrel.” It’s in the book. Read it.

Fellow law dogs - I have been researching quantum studies to see what damages are awarded if you harsh someone’s mellow - but I’m coming up short. Any assistance would be appreciated.

I don’t know about all that, but it was clear at the time that you were a better top to bottom team - and winning two from you was going to require some really weird shit to happen. I prayed for a player’s mom to make a batch of salmonella potato salad for the horns…. but is there an actual God? Apparently not.

I thought I read where the US is now not opposed to the use of NATO observers and technicians to help with damage equipment. <wink>

Great post in the comments: Oh. Those buildings were built by Finns, as Russia stole that part of Finland in World War II, and let the nice Finnish buildings deteriorate for 80 years.

Let me add that you played Florida twice in the College World Series and beat us twice. For the sake of this argument, we will assume we “lost like bitches.” But when I see your aggy post, I read this as an alumnus of a university who has won national championships in football, baseball and basketball (and tennis (m&w) and golf (m&w) and softball and swimming (m&w) and gymnastics and soccer and track (m&w). 47 UF National Championships in all so far. When I think of Aggie, I do not think of you “playing for all the marbles”, I think “Oh look - there goes aggy choking on yet another national championship opportunity.” Florida has been in the CWS championship game and lost three times. My reaction to that was always disappointment, and not that we deserved a cookie for being there and losing, or that I should be happy because the worthless mutts from Georgia were sitting at home, having lost their regional. Maybe that is why aggy always loses - you always fully achieve your goals before you get to a championship game.

You motherfuckers!!! You have made my week! Gawd DANG that is some glorious bitch slapping. if someone bought me a free drink every time an Aggie said “ I bet Schloss threw the game on purpose “ I’d never have to pay for one again.

“ I can’t wait to dance at the Aggy baseball games again next year”

Meanwhile, the morning before the battle of Cannae, we find Roman soldier Aggytus looking across the field at the Carthaginians…. ”We have the best Leaders, best swords, more troops. Hannibal, you are classless….and…like…African!! Gonna fuck you up and put your head in the pavilion of champions. WHOOP!!”

Tennessee LSU Ole Miss Miss State Vandy Florida last 6 of 7

I dunno, but maybe home-plate tagging lessons instead of Jesus bracelets would have been a better choice?

Please, my Longhorn friends, do not forget those who helped make tonight possible….and by that I mean, a special shout out to the Florida State Seminoles and their epic late inning meltdown that allowed Tennessee to stay in the winner’s bracket.

SEC Rant as expected

…….poooooor aggy

too many of you were touching yourselves

That pitcher looks like a 30 year-old insurance salesman

Rollie Fingers’ grandson getting it done. And nice ‘stache

To aggy: Verb. To go from a place of childish bluster and unwarranted braggadocio to deep pain and laughable public failure within a relatively short period of time.

talk to the voice software Too soon?