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Gatorubet

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  1. I have rippling muscles, so this hits pretty close to home.
  2. By a mere 21 days in dog days.
  3. There is an interesting juxtaposition on this, as many, many states (including Louisiana recently) said you can have concealed carry without a permit. So all of the civil unrest will happen in a world where every liberal and MAGAt is armed but you don’t know who those folks are. What could possibly go wrong?
  4. Even if I hadn’t spent more than a decade on Shaggy and Surly, this Aggy tirade would be seen as the perfect encapsulation of their brains. ”… the SEC has basically done nothing for us”. lol. Apparently the SEC was supposed to somehow make Aggy play better in football and basketball when they played Texas, enter some kind of SEC executive order banning the freedom of contract andprohibiting coaches from going to other schools, make the refs treat Aggy nicer - and use their SEC mind control skills to convince the rest of the world that Texas is not their favorite Texas team. Damn that SEC!! The whole thing is so out of touch with reality that it is laughable. A lot of SEC fans think that A&M is a really weird group of people, and Texas now being here making them miserable is a greatly appreciated source of amusement. Please keep up the good work.
  5. I had a phone call yesterday from one of my best buddies from law school. We were discussing MAGA, and the inability of those morons to see what Trump is as a person or leader, and he said that he knows so many people who have cut off contact with relatives and friends over this, but none of the people being shunned would ever admit that any of the issues about team MAGA being anti-women anti-minority anti-brown people anti-science, etc. He told me, “I have no earthly idea why people think something like a discussion with facts will change the mind of someone MAGA - when that someone is more than willing to suffer being cut off from friends and family without a second thought rather than abandon the cult“ I thought that was an astute observation, as there is literally nothing we can say or do to change most cultists minds about Trump. it is a fever dream that we can convince people to be less gullible, less ignorant, or less hateful. At this point, it is baked in beyond withdrawal unless they and there’s personally suffer some unusual amount of pain and poverty that can be directly attributed to Trump. And even then it is not a given.
  6. Women’s b-ball. They be the rebounding misses. The shooting misses, etc. Duh.
  7. I hate to see people get screwed. Drifter, I obviously can’t represent you because I don’t practice in that state. But I can tell you things that might make your case more interesting to a lawyer if I had more info. if you ever want to message me about anything feel free because this situation sucks. Gratis, of course. Best of luck, my friend.
  8. Congrats!! Not expecting them to do the right thing, but thought they should. Quad 1 wins for the M-F’ing win!!
  9. Watching Omaha versus Vols- in-Tears respond to seed/bid is hilarious. Bitches.
  10. Edit: If anyone hasn’t seen the movie, Sexy Beast, it is really worth a look.
  11. I think everyone gives the current state of American journalism too much credit. Those were probably printed boarding passes..
  12. if Russia is a gas station with nukes, then we are an insane asylum with nukes.
  13. She is rocking those Betty Rubble sized pearls gifted her by her daughter of Confederate veteran grandmother at her debutant ball, doh
  14. tl;dr I have selected myself as the official SEC welcoming committee. “Welcome”.
  15. Yup. but things go up and things go down. The thing about really great teams joining us is that we sometimes respond by getting better. And like basketball shows this year, with enough NIL money the whole damn conference can become like this year‘s basketball situation in softball. There are lots of really good hitters in the country, but only a couple dozen genuine shut you down pitchers at most. If you can get two of them, you’re set up for a pretty deep run.
  16. Eventually, some of you dumb fucks will realize you ARE the SEC now. lol We haven’t been the premier softball team in the SEC for a while. Not saying we’ve sucked, but we are nowhere near as good as we were back on the back-to-back national championships. Congrats on the wins. You and the dirt burglars look to be the teams to beat this year. Pitchers like Stacey Nelson for UF do not sign every year. You have to treasure athletes like Stacey - or Cat for the Horns - when you have the privilege to watch them. But join me in saying fuck Oklahoma. We gators do not like those people. I’m sure that our hatred for them is a small percentage compared to yours . We have had a healthy dislike for them long before y’all joined. In Softball anyway.
  17. Zona-Houston game is fantastic, but the announcers are annoying. Swan. Swan. Swan.
  18. No. I don’t.
  19. I didn’t even know there was such a thing as midget donkeys…
  20. Yeah, but they beat us by 20 in Gainesville and we beat him by 30 in Knoxville, so apparently we like to kick each other’s ass when we play.
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