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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Now you take this home, add some salsa, grab a Big Red. Baby, you've got a EuroMexican feast goin'.
  2. Not a problem. I watch all Texas games standing about three feet from the screen, a growing ring of sweat from my armpits, so I can just hold the antennae the entire time.
  3. I'll admit that the only thing that I thought would work decently would be the big antennae up on the roof.
  4. Yeah, quick solutions would be appreciated. I'm not too good with the apps or the rabbit ears.
  5. And baking and birdwatching and some other shit probably help them retain cognitive function better than games.
  6. Surly motto mantra.
  7. Stephen King. Although he's the only resident of Maine I've ever heard of.
  8. He was never really an Eagle in my book, either.
  9. Big Tent for Nice Guys. Would be nice for him to get more exposure.
  10. Love. Mercy.
  11. Sunday Best about Ed Sullivan was pretty good. Didn't know a lot about the man.
  12. "N---Is you taking notes on a highly fuckin' confidential Defcon 1 situation?"
  13. At the very least some inside jokes. I would have had the SAC commander scarfing down the mentos gum.
  14. House of Dynamite Lots of wasted opportunities on this one: "One forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings."
  15. The more I think of it the more I realize how much I like "war as a backdrop" flicks. From Here to Eternity, Bridge Over the River Kwai, Paths of Glory, Breaker Morant. "We shot them under Rule 303."
  16. Now I'm in.
  17. I have. Better idea on paper than in execution. Would have been fantastic if Larry David created and produced.
  18. Everything is so retarded. Took the dog fora walk during the fourth quarter. Turned on Stanford Miami when I got back. Not sure if I caught the overtime live or just recorded on youtubetv.
  19. Oh bullshit. MSU is ass. We are just assier.
  20. Ah, we've lulled them into a sense of having confidence about their own defense!
  21. Nice to see Fanta is still in the game.
  22. I'm starting to get a bit concerned about the level of this team.
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