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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Not sure why this post reminded me of one of the albums me and my brother had back in the day. I feel dirty equating James Brown (either) with POS Dotard.
  2. Your wife HAS to also be gorgeous.
  3. But wouldn't that kill more MAGAs?
  4. Are the Ashkenazis the cute jews or is it the other ones? And I just realized you can't say "ashkenazi" without "nazi" which is weird.
  5. The "food issue" in this country is that we eat too much beef and that's hurting the climate. Eat More Venison (and crickets from those Oaxacan restaurants). WTF "food issue"?!
  6. You guys are too much.
  7. If ags win that's quick lemonade because when we skull fuck them it will mean more.
  8. Plus he's going to make that two-in-one smock/pup tent he's wearing a real hit at the A&M bookstore.
  9. Ha ha ha!
  10. Oh hush.
  11. I've got bad eyes. Is that aggy linebacker wearing orange crocs? It's a good look.
  12. Depends on how good their D-line is at catching batted balls.
  13. If we ever do those black unis I'll kill something.
  14. We cannot let this win stop Arch from starting next game.
  15. We cannot not start Arch next game.
  16. We're playing like shit but we're going to win you pussies.
  17. They're just faster and more physical than us, what are you gonna do?
  18. One step forward, one step back.
  19. More poll greeting at Royal and Hillcrest at the Baptist church; Good news: Lots of women coming out and looking energized telling me "I voted for your guy (I was holding a sign for a D candidate)". Few thumbs up from some of the guys but that may have been for my tight t-shirt. Bad news: A few women turning around when I told them the wait was 15 minutes and them saying "I don't have 15 minutes to wait." Most relevant news: Surprising amount of talent voting.
  20. Just want to point out that a BA in English with an emphasis in creative writing is kind of a double major.
  21. Brisket, are all these verbatim quotes? Because I may plagiarize some of your work. Maybe a facebook quote per day.
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