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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Chili's Chicken Frisco* Salad (at the old Greenville location in Dallas 30 fucking years ago, was my go-to healthy meal. 30% of my blocked widowmaker was probably Chili's burger.
  2. You guys need to vote. I was surprised at the number of people today who left when told it was a 45-minute wait (Hillcrest and Royal - Royal Lane Baptist Church.) The GOP wants a clusterfuck so the more you wait the more they are going to get what they want. But in general, everyone pleasant at the polling site.
  3. If my wife wasn't a plump, stocky gal we might could do on the 12 oz roll.
  4. Lando Calrissian is my role model for when the going gets tough and the assholes take over. Going to get by until my time comes to strike. if only just to use the line "hello what have we here?" just once before I die. I've come so close but I never have the balls.
  5. I'm no football guy, but the issue to this english major with a creative writing emphasis is tightening up the o-line play and letting QE focus on the short routes. We can beat all the remaining teams without the long ball. QED.
  6. Every grandma who is pulling the lever for Trump knows he's a rapist or doesn't care. It's a tossup. If any of us can find one voter that might have blown off voting to go vote, that's about all we can do. No sense worrying about it. We live in a society were intelligence, honesty, patriotism and truth don't matter to a near majority of people. Plus, rapists>>>>>homos and trannys and most of them are bad people negroes and mexicans.
  7. Yep. His shitiness is a feature to his followers. I mean, calling BIden a pig? Talking about A. Palmer's cock? Ha ha, how funny is that!
  8. Ha ha, me exactly. I successfully argued with my college calc professor to drop me from the class AFTER I failed the final. English Degree. Law School.
  9. Eh, I'll just think of it as having a little more wang to it. Still be good.
  10. Not me. First words to every waiter from here on in will be, vaguely suggestively, "how's your Arnold Palmer?"
  11. Just point of order here. I know your girls are angels, but the ONLY bad part of waiting an hour yesterday was a mom two people away from me with some unruly boys who needed to grow up and be taken in hand who just grabassed and yelled the entire time.
  12. By the time I got to voting they had about 8 machines going. Everyone in a decent mood. Hour long wait.
  13. Elegant humor for a more civilized age.
  14. Only two machines functioning. Audelia Branch Library, Dallas.
  15. Wife gave me a hard time today because she found out that a few days ago me and the three year old grandson were doing chart art on the sidewalk in front of his house. The next door neighbor had a Trump/Cruz sign up. I drew a really bad fox with four weird legs saying "Boo Trump, Boo Vance". The grandkid drew some stars. Gonna do some poll greeting today for Sam Eppler, who I believe has a 3% chance of beating Beth Van Duyne.
  16. Oh well, fuck it. Never get too far behind, m'boys.
  17. Fuck it, this half has had enough moments for me not to feel too bad.
  18. Yeah. Next you'll be arguing that we should let in more brown rapists and murderers.
  19. I'm getting old. Was Rocko the one who responded with *yawn all the time? Not sure why I thought he was the guy who showed up to his neighbors with a bottle of wine -- but that was someone else, correct?
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