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The Original Greaser Bob

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  1. Solution for bratty kids or kids who run in the house knock over drinks:
  2. Holy shit, that SC beauty tweet. Outdoing his own shitiness every day.
  3. I'm upset that she's nasty and stupid. (Although I can work around nasty.) The lies on the resume are just icing on the Baked Apple Pie.
  4. Which feels weird and as if it can't continue. Abbott is doing everything to drive out progressives and welcome fringe rightists fleeing the melanin-induced terrors of California.
  5. Yeah, I got confused. I read altercation and thought someone had thrown down on the hillbilly.
  6. Sorry if already posted, but on our penultimate day in Ireland, driving East to Dublin, we randomly stopped at Obama Plaza to petrol up. Complete surprise - didn't know it existed. Barack Obama Plaza, Ireland's Bizarre President-Themed Service Station - Business Insider
  7. There are many who claim that we should not be prosecuting Trump because it will only help him win the election. The Comey/Smith comparison was poor sarcasm. Comey cost HRC the election due to his actions right before the election. That headline seems to imply that Smith's actions are to Harris' disadvantage. Fuck that.
  8. STAND BACK. YOU ARE REQUESTED TO SHOW RESPECT! THERE IS NO DEFECATING ON THE UNKNOWN SOLDIERS!
  9. Every day this Jesus guy seems more and more suspect...
  10. Fuck this "abused Arlington staff". I want "Arlington staff" to beat someone's ass the instant someone tries to abuse them.
  11. The Allman Brothers sawed off an average of three whale carcass heads while on West Coast tours back in the day. But they did grill most of the meat that hadn't turned.
  12. All of which is to say that RFK, Jr. actually makes the three-headed GQP ticket LESS douchey.
  13. Honeymoon over, work to do. Might be some rough sailing from here on in. Or a long hard ride if that better suits you. Not doom scrolling going to be tough.
  14. Fuck. My blood pressure just went through the roof thinking about the bar exam. Although I was a BarBri man, goddammit.
  15. Looks like a saddlebag with eyes. He kilt a bare wif a nife.
  16. But Louis Gossett, Jr. is cool.
  17. And here I thought all along it was miscegenation.
  18. I'll be honest. I don't know what she wants me to do.
  19. If you can remember seeing The Dirty Dozen when it first played in theatres/drive ins, you're a boomer. I remember being in the back seat, probably with some home-made popcorn, nodding off, which my dad and mom watched it at the Fredricksburg Drive-In in San Antonio. Allegedly it was released in 1967. And no, I had no idea what was going on.
  20. I think I know where that voice is heading...
  21. I like NateWho's avatar. here is his avatar:
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