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    wft
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    One step forward, one step back.
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    Awesome Blossom.
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    More poll greeting at Royal and Hillcrest at the Baptist church; Good news: Lots of women coming out and looking energized telling me "I voted for your guy (I was holding a sign for a D candidate)". Few thumbs up from some of the guys but that may have been for my tight t-shirt. Bad news: A few women turning around when I told them the wait was 15 minutes and them saying "I don't have 15 minutes to wait." Most relevant news: Surprising amount of talent voting.
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    Mine: She should. Everyone else's:
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    Just want to point out that a BA in English with an emphasis in creative writing is kind of a double major.
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    Brisket, are all these verbatim quotes? Because I may plagiarize some of your work. Maybe a facebook quote per day.
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    That's the joke.
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    Chili's Chicken Frisco* Salad (at the old Greenville location in Dallas 30 fucking years ago, was my go-to healthy meal. 30% of my blocked widowmaker was probably Chili's burger.
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    You guys need to vote. I was surprised at the number of people today who left when told it was a 45-minute wait (Hillcrest and Royal - Royal Lane Baptist Church.) The GOP wants a clusterfuck so the more you wait the more they are going to get what they want. But in general, everyone pleasant at the polling site.
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    Agreed. Now we know.
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    If my wife wasn't a plump, stocky gal we might could do on the 12 oz roll.
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    Is that bad? It's bad, isn't it?
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    Lando Calrissian is my role model for when the going gets tough and the assholes take over. Going to get by until my time comes to strike. if only just to use the line "hello what have we here?" just once before I die. I've come so close but I never have the balls.
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    I'm no football guy, but the issue to this english major with a creative writing emphasis is tightening up the o-line play and letting QE focus on the short routes. We can beat all the remaining teams without the long ball. QED.
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    Every grandma who is pulling the lever for Trump knows he's a rapist or doesn't care. It's a tossup. If any of us can find one voter that might have blown off voting to go vote, that's about all we can do. No sense worrying about it. We live in a society were intelligence, honesty, patriotism and truth don't matter to a near majority of people. Plus, rapists>>>>>homos and trannys and most of them are bad people negroes and mexicans.
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    Yep. His shitiness is a feature to his followers. I mean, calling BIden a pig? Talking about A. Palmer's cock? Ha ha, how funny is that!
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    Ha ha, me exactly. I successfully argued with my college calc professor to drop me from the class AFTER I failed the final. English Degree. Law School.
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    Eh, I'll just think of it as having a little more wang to it. Still be good.
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    Not me. First words to every waiter from here on in will be, vaguely suggestively, "how's your Arnold Palmer?"
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    Just point of order here. I know your girls are angels, but the ONLY bad part of waiting an hour yesterday was a mom two people away from me with some unruly boys who needed to grow up and be taken in hand who just grabassed and yelled the entire time.
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    By the time I got to voting they had about 8 machines going. Everyone in a decent mood. Hour long wait.
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    Elegant humor for a more civilized age.

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