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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. I laugh at y'all's problems. Try having more than 1.3 million followers on social media, with multiple emails for various functions plus DMs on every social media platform. And then there's the SPAMMERS on all of those means of egress.  Some days I get more than 500 emails/DMs.  Many are legit but the vast majority are not.

    My idea for a killer APP is an AI widget that collects all of these into one central location, color codes them based on the likelihood of their legitimacy, and tells the majority that are likely bots, sorry, my AI widget, who I will call Samuel, indicates that there's a high likelihood that their email is SPAM and that any emails/DMs they send in the future will be blocked.

  2. On 5/23/2024 at 9:20 AM, idigTexas said:

    Me too, though it's tough on the bike.  


    Agreed. One time my friends Dave and Eric and I decided to do a 60-mile ride though the Sam Houston National Forest --- from Huntsville to New Waverly and back.  We got to Huntsville and holy cow it was a torrential downpour. We got about three miles in and saw a tree get BLASTED by lighting about 500 yards out into a field. I wanted to give up. I said to Dave "this is crazy as hell."  Dave said "and that's why we're just the men to do it."  So we did.  Got back to Houston after the ride and I swear my bike has never been so grungy. It took me about an hour and a half to get the damn thing clean and I swore I'd never do that again.

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  3. 34 minutes ago, immamac said:

    This was a catastrophic event and all system durability was proven pretty well which i am happy about. There has never been a time in this current Datacenter where we have had complete power loss. We had a network hiccup a few years ago due to a misconfigured switch but that was a blip in comparison to today's real deal full dark outage. 


    Don't worry about it. Shit happens. You don't owe us anything.

    However, I'm about to get evil on those assholes in the 2025 recruiting thread who insist on discussing whether Katy is in Houston. Jeeze.

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  4. "This bum splitting turd (coprolite) was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyds Bank and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces ever found, measuring a whopping 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide! Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread whilst the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they were riddled with intestinal worms. In 1991, York Archaeological Trust employee and paleoscatologist, Dr Andrew Jones, made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels". The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty. They preserved not only the coprolite but also timber, textiles and leather. Put simply, this is a fossilized human turd. Possibly the largest and – bizarrely – most valuable poo on record. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking."


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  5. 9 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

    This is shaping up to be like one of those recent Ohio State WR classes where we're basically guaranteed to have multiple 1st round WRs on the roster each year. Dakorien Moore and Jaime Ffrench would be absolutely obscene. Combine with junior Arch and Johntay Cook, sophomore Wingo... holy hell. 


    And Kelshaun Johnson to just blow the top off the defense.

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  6. Well, okay ... microplastics are responsible for decreasing sperm counts, migrating out of the gut into the tissues of the liver, kidney and even the brain, gunking up the oceans, killing mass quantities of fish etc ... but they are just so damn convenient.

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  7. 1 hour ago, Whitewater Horn said:

    Pure class. After causally riding away off the front and past a few hopefuls to win the stage, he reports to the race leaders cool down and protocol area. 2nd place finisher Guilio Pellizzari approaches Pogi to congratulate him and ask for his pink glasses as a souvenir. Pogi obliges his request and also strips off the Maglia Rosa right there and presents it to Pellizzari. 


    He didn't even look like he was trying in the last two kilometers. Total domination.

  8. 30 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

    That was a cringey mess for a grand tour stage. What a clown show from RCS to not be better prepared with bad weather contingency ready to implement. Good on the riders for going to their team buses and cars and skipping the ridiculous parade. The town already had their moment with a stage finish, podium ceremony, and rest day. And yeah, on such a shit day that began in shameful disarray, of course Aliphilippe is one of the primary agitators. 

    Pogo is beyond extraordinary. I'm out of superlatives.

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