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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Country Music Icon George Jones, heading to his Brentwood home, is stopped on I-65 by police for DUI. The car had no license plate, just a cardboard sign in the back windshield with his nickname “Possum” on it, and a half empty whiskey bottle in the passenger seat. Jones was angry, took a swing at a photographer, was arrested and taken to the county jail.
  2. This was just too easy
  3. The title of my memoir is "Striving: How a Lifetime of Shit Posting became Board Cred"
  4. What did he get back today? Like 40 seconds? I have a feeling it's going to be very close by the end.
  5. I hit a 3-wood that far. Right down the fairway. Like a boss.
  6. According to the BBC, this video is real. Article: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd1xwr2qy3do
  7. Snort my beer! I'm dyin'! Me too! @Brisketexan, make it happen!
  8. I'd forgotten about that. Her name is Gina D'Agostini
  9. With a big season, and I think we will have one, this thing goes to eleven.
  10. Tyler Owens made the 53-man roster for the Commanders and has apparently impressed the hell out of everybody.
  11. Am I imagining it or has Sark lost weight?
  12. For no reason other than Ryan Wingo ran a 10.5 hundred meters, here's Roy Williams running a 10.48 100m ---- beating Edorian McCulloch ---- at the state meet. https://www.runnerspace.com/video.php?video_id=83627
  13. Hornius Emeritus

    Rush

    Unbelievable. Geddy Lee's baseball memorabilia collection is astounding.
  14. His HUDL highlights. Moves pretty well https://www.hudl.com/profile/19373765/Joseph-Mbatchou
  15. Bob Seger and his Triumph TR-7. I heard he used to drive it against the wind while working on some night moves and listening to some old time rock and roll.
  16. Did somebody ask Donald where in the contract it specifies that if one of the partners is delinquent the others will fail to defend them? And isn't it ironic that the man who has contracted so much to so many ---- from Trump University to independent contractors on his construction sites to cities like El Paso and Green Bay ---- and not paid off is talking like this?
  17. Even if he wasn't a Texas treasure ---- which of course he is ----- the context of the song is that 1) it's a dream 2) in the dream he's cast into hell and he can't get out 3) because he couldn't get out, he thought he'd try to suck up to the devil by telling him that he thought the devil's better was the solo of the two. It's not Ray Wylie's actual, conscious, real life opinion, but Ray Wylie's dream-I've-been-cast-into-hell-so-it's-in-my-best-interests-to-suck-up opinion.
  18. Bomar gets his third DWI https://bustednewspaper.com/texas/bomar-rhett/20240824-020228/
  19. Huckleberry didn't understand the song, film at 11.
  20. I see what you did there. Nice Ray Wylie reference.
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