Hornius Emeritus

Can confirm: Louis Mueller's still kicks ass. Was barely able to waddle out.

I just watched the documentary "Chop and Steele" on Tubi. I know, I know ... commercials suck but one of my friends told me about it and said it was one of the funniest movies he's ever seen and Tubi is the only place to watch it right now. Holy cow there were moments when I was roaring, I mean on the verge of peeing my pants, with laughter. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and thought I might crack a rib. It's about two guys who've made a life of pranking people and who invent a strongman act that is absolute nonsense, then get morning shows on TV stations across America to invite them on to demonstrate their act. My Lord the results are spectacular. They end up getting sued by a media conglomerate. I won't tell you how the lawsuit ends or what happens when they actually make it to America's Got Talent but it's surreal and meta and it slams hard. Directed by Austin's Ben Steinhauer, who directed Winnebago Man if you've ever seen that. Anyway, it's got a 100% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes. My favorite review is the NPR critic who says "Hysterically funny, wonderful, and really terrible." https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chop_and_steele/reviews

And in so many cases it's men preaching to women about what women should find fulfilling or should want.

This is just dumb. By this definition, the Pilgrims were quitters. They could have stayed in England but they were dissatisfied with their situation in their current country so they just quit. And Willie Nelson? A quitter. He was dissatisfied with his situation in Nashville so he just quit and moved to Austin. And guess what? He ended up winning. Platitudes like "quitters never win and winners never quit" are disproved by history, which is filled with examples of people who "quit" one thing/place and ended up winning somewhere else.

Isn't Brew the one who was supposed to announce to Ohio State a few months ago because he lived in Ohio for some time? Maybe I'm getting my wires crossed. Looking at that video of his dad in the Olympics, he was a pretty big guy for a 400 meter runner.

The most recent drought monitor map.

Well, glad that you're not doing work!

I am thinking Vance is going to be Trump's VP nominee.

Hopefully, our receivers feast on that inexperienced secondary

I'm sure like most people his age, Arch only listens to his parents, and only the parts he wants to hear. Next up on the list would be grandparents, but I doubt the uncles are hitting him up on the regular...and like you said there are no mafia style family meetings. I dunno ... if my uncle was Peyton Manning I'd probably listen to what he has to say.

He played 411 snaps last season.

He's actually 34 years old.

Johnny Bowens III?

I don't know if we can embed Threads here but this is great. Best thing is the kill shot. https://www.threads.net/@lememe_james/post/C6sWaL5ySmm

Vince Young had a pretty unconventional throwing motion and he did pretty well.

The news that Texas is leading for Jamie Fffffrench is welcome, indeed! His HUDL video is filled with Holy Shit moments. He's all over the place. Lockett, Moore and Fffffrench would be insane. Not to mention Kelshaun Johnson. I'm getting dizzy.

Klatt ranks us # 3 for next year:

Supposed to get a big storm in Austin around 2:00 a m tonight.

Ran a 10.92 100m as a freshman in high school. That's pretty good.