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    Good Lord, the meaningless things that some of y'all obsess over. I'd rather read a thousand pages of cheese puns then the last 10 pages of this thread.
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    Peter Navarro is going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit.
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    He was murdered in Dallas in 2022.
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    I saw the Drive-By Quippers in concert. It was a bit exasperating because each song was less than 30 seconds long.
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    Sting 'em, Bees!!!! I FINALLY, after 30 years on the internet, get to talk some high school football smack to somebody! Feels good, man.
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    Tristan Thompson suspended for 25 games for violation of NBA drug policy. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39370359/cavaliers-tristan-thompson-suspended-nba-25-games
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    But Texas gave us Tex-Mex, Willie Nelson and Farrah Fawcett. Advantage: Texas
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    That's simply incredible to me, considering how many times I've heard it.
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    What Texan has never heard the word "thowed?"
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    If Georgia really wanted him, why did they take so long to offer? 😉
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    SIAP: this Lions fan was ready for the game.
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    Commit 'em all, let Sark sort them out!
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    Yup. The way you take the path, not the destination. Regarding my airline philosophy, it's pretty simple: did I live through the flight or not?
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    Think of it as part of the adventure.
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    You can't lose a game in which the opponent never stops you from scoring TDs.
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    Dementia, for the most part, is not hereditary.
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    But don't you usually only smoke a very small amount, like one joint will get four people stoned and that's the last they'll smoke for 4-8 hours? Not like smoking two packs a day.

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