Everything posted by Hornius Emeritus
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Covers Good and Bad
Glen Campell's daughter, Ashley Campbell, is gorgeous and talented and Carl Jackson is one of those musicians who can shred on any stringed instrument, including, as he does here, guitar. This is one of the greatest country songs ever written. It's an odd observation, but Ashley Campbell may have the most flawless skin I've ever seen. When Joe Ely and Uncle Tupelo take on Waylon Jennings.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
That makes it even better, IMO. Russell is a four-star and a top 100 national recruit. He's going to be a handful.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
At this point, if Texas only gets four, it would be somewhat anti-climatic. Thanks, Sark.
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Non Texas Recruiting 2025: Look at the poors trying so hard
And what recruit wouldn't go crazy for a mess of deep-fried nutria?
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Texas BBQ
Yes, that is correct. I heard it from the man himself.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
It's nice of Elon to take time off from his engineering duties to save civilization. I mean, he isn't getting paid to do it. Such altruism!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Coaches probably told him "watch what we do with Niblack this year." Niblack has apparently shown our coaches that he is a matchup nightmare for opposing DCs.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Hines has run 10.45 in the 100m and 20.71 in the 200.
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Texas BBQ
I realize it's not Texas and I realize it's not BBQ, but I didn't think there would be enough interest/content in Turkish street food to start a thread and wanted to post this video. I would demolish this.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Austin man arrested for burglary after being found in victim's shower wearing women's underwear https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-burglary-after-being-found-in-victims-shower-wearing-womens-underwear
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I think there are exceptions to this rule, like Traces of Texas. 😁
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He does. I never talked smack about Jorvorskie Lane out of respect for him and Jermichael being brothers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I've known @horn4life to be a quality poster for a long time. I doubt he'd come here and spout irrelevancies. We shall see.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
It's possible that it's a recruit who wasn't on a visit, perhaps one that has not committed to Texas yet.
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17 year-olds, Dude.
True. She always did have good taste. I guess everybody makes the occasional lapse in good judgment.
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17 year-olds, Dude.
That was me. My ex was an extremely vivacious knockout, and when @Horn_Spanker met her for the first time, about three minutes later he turned to her and said "let me get this straight ... A woman like you is marrying this loser?"
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Hane .... no beeen berry berry gooood to me. Hane beeen ... a real biitsch.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Post a pic that makes you lol
China's highest waterfall is a fake.
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2024 Pro Cycling Season
You've got to feel especially bad for Visma Lease a Bike. I can't remember a team that has had so many of their most important riders crash so badly in such a short period of time. That one crash was maybe the biggest I've ever seen. Poor Remco Evenepoel. Comes back from a big injury only to be involved in this.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I think it was last week that Gerry said it twice in one sentence.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
I'm hammered just reading that list.
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No doubt that 20 years ago the occupant was railing against flag burning because it was disrespectful.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I had a chopper made by Raleigh. Mine was just like this one, but in Salem green. Now I see they are selling for 2800 bucks on EBAY. FMFL
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Vic literally wrote the law of gross tonnage.