Hornius Emeritus

Yup. It's the beginning of the legend of Brock Glenn.

Hopefully he realizes the train is leaving the station and he has just one ticket to get on board.

How drunk could Lee Marvin get? THIS drunk!

Did I know you? I used to throw at dog and duck pretty once a week on pint night.

Come on, now .. if there's anybody who should get the Earl Campbell award ...

You've got mail. 😀

For reference All-Big 12 Football Team Offense QB: Dillon Gabriel, Oklahoma * RB: Ollie Gordon, Oklahoma State * RB: Tahj Brooks, Texas Tech FB/TE: Ben Sinnott, Kansas State WR: Drake Stoops, Oklahoma * WR: Xavier Worthy, Texas WR: Javon Baker, UCF OL: Zach Frazier, West Virginia * OL: Cooper Beebe, Kansas State * OL: Tyler Guyton, Oklahoma OL: Patrick Paul, Houston OL: Luke Kandra, Cincinnati Defense DL: T’Vondre Sweat, Texas * DL: Byron Murphy, Texas DL: Nelson Ceasar, Houston * DL: Tre’Mon Morris-Brash, UCF LB: Danny Stutsman, Oklahoma * LB: Nickolas Martin, Oklahoma State * LB: Jaylan Ford, Texas LB: Jason Johnson, UCF DB: Jeremiah Cooper, Iowa State * DB: Billy Bowman, Oklahoma DB: Beanie Bishop Jr., West Virginia DB: Eddie Heckard, BYU DB: TJ Tampa, Iowa State Special Teams K: Burt Auburn, Texas* P: Austin McNamara, Texas Tech KR/PR: Matthew Golden, Houston

Those days may be back again. RIP Ced

You mow your yard 35 times a year? I don't think I mowed mine 35 times in the last 10 years.

I remember when Derka used to claim that Reggie McNeil was going to be better than Vince Young. Good times.

Next you'll tell me that nobody in The Who exists.

Me, too. I think Twitter Polls might be of use in this case.

Go get you one at R&B's Steak and Fries on East 11th. LEGIT!

Texas 38 OSU 28 Rushing yards - 211

Sometimes, in my smiling, placid Buddha, beatific state, after having too much eggnog and having reached for the whiskey yet again, I decide to spend the evening speaking only in Big Lebowski quotes. I become very dudelike. They all think I'm crazy as hell.

You are so old. Chat GPT 4 plus super deluxe special extra is out now.

GP North Shore scored a TD on every possession in the first half against Cypress Fairbanks, the exception being the possession that ended the half. I'm glad Trey is on our side. I think he's going to be very good.

How much do you love Lebowski? All sorts of memorabilia, including the sunglasses, to be auctioned: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/the-big-lebowski-costumes-storyboards-auction-1234898200/

Maybe whoever said it was referring to her music, which she presumably stands for.

Wanna get away? 😊 Currently 37 out of 39 FG attempts in the NFL.

I cannot be enticed, prodded, cajoled, coerced, bribed, besotted, persuaded or baited into talking about politics at family gatherings. If asked, I just say "I learned long ago that nobody wants to listen to my dumbass when it comes to politics." This has the added benefit of making at least some of my interlocutors realize that nobody wants to listen to their dumb asses, either. I am like a calm, placid Buddha who takes in the scene and smiles beatifically.

Fortunately, I have faith in my fellow Surly posters that, by the time next Saturday rolls around, we'll have figured out exactly what's going to happen and, when it does, agree on why it happened, then make cool, rational projections based on that agreement.

That was pretty cold-blooded. I approve heartily.