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  1. Hornius Emeritus
    Go get you one at R&B's Steak and Fries on East 11th. LEGIT!
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    Texas 38 OSU 28 Rushing yards - 211
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    Sometimes, in my smiling, placid Buddha, beatific state, after having too much eggnog and having reached for the whiskey yet again, I decide to spend the evening speaking only in Big Lebowski quotes. I become very dudelike. They all think I'm crazy as hell.
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    You are so old. Chat GPT 4 plus super deluxe special extra is out now.
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    GP North Shore scored a TD on every possession in the first half against Cypress Fairbanks, the exception being the possession that ended the half. I'm glad Trey is on our side. I think he's going to be very good.
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    How much do you love Lebowski? All sorts of memorabilia, including the sunglasses, to be auctioned: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/the-big-lebowski-costumes-storyboards-auction-1234898200/
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    Maybe whoever said it was referring to her music, which she presumably stands for.
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    Wanna get away? 😊 Currently 37 out of 39 FG attempts in the NFL.
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    I cannot be enticed, prodded, cajoled, coerced, bribed, besotted, persuaded or baited into talking about politics at family gatherings. If asked, I just say "I learned long ago that nobody wants to listen to my dumbass when it comes to politics." This has the added benefit of making at least some of my interlocutors realize that nobody wants to listen to their dumb asses, either. I am like a calm, placid Buddha who takes in the scene and smiles beatifically.
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    Fortunately, I have faith in my fellow Surly posters that, by the time next Saturday rolls around, we'll have figured out exactly what's going to happen and, when it does, agree on why it happened, then make cool, rational projections based on that agreement.
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    That was pretty cold-blooded. I approve heartily.
  12. Hornius Emeritus
    You animal.
  13. Hornius Emeritus
    Does this announcer keep saying "The World Famous Ohio State Buckeyes vs. The Michigan Wolverines" or is that just the mushroom tea kicking in?
  14. Hornius Emeritus
    I wonder what Micah Hudson is thinking tonight?
  15. Hornius Emeritus
    So .. more time to drink beer. I fail to see the problem.
  16. Hornius Emeritus
    Never mind
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    Decision wasn't bad. Throw was.
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    Yup. I hate to say it, but you are right.
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    Watching Nebraska and Iowa try to play football is just so darn cute, you know?
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    Are you kidding? She's primed, able, and willing ---- so very, very willing.
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    My favorite? "Iowa = Idiots out wandering around."
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    Taking a friend to the Austin airport this morning. It's 5:30 a.m. The same lights that take six minutes in rush hour traffic to make one full cycle take six minutes at 5:30 a.m., despite the fact that each light could be only 10 seconds because there are either no cars there or only one. Sitting there waiting and waiting and waiting, burning fuel, insulting the planet, watching my one, little, GRANTED life ebb away just because I'm a law-abiding citizen.
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    Susan Sarandon made some controversial comments about Gaza/Israel recently and got roasted for them. On Twitter, her son thanked those who have supported her comments and it turned out to be a pretty classic Twitter interaction.

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