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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. I just read that Apple Computer CEO Tim Cook went to Auburn. Hope he's not channeling some Apple NIL money. Don't know if he's a sports fan or not.
  2. I must have these. I will paint the sides white.
  3. Damnit! The board is burping on me after I threw up on it. Please forgive the previous post, which the Surly Gods are denying me the ability to edit.
  4. Allow myself to quote myself from five months ago. It's happening. Also, I don't know what this is, but I approve:
  5. He has to post this same post before every single game until we lose. Then we hold him responsible for the loss and tar-and-feather him after we block his account from posting.
  6. I have followed the same principles/thought processes as you have, which is why I haven't taken off my Vince Young/Rose Bowl "Hey USC, ever tried to put a trojan on a Longhorn?" T-shirt since January, 2006.
  7. Behold the power of the Texas brand.
  8. RIP, my friend. You were 100% correct. You usually were.
  9. Ha! Why not? He's already been at LSU, Auburn, Georgia, Florida, Texas and South Carolina. Time for him to start on his second lap around.
  10. Well we're almost definitely NOT getting in if Georgia wins. So Alabama needs to win this game.
  11. Yeah, but Texas is in.
  12. Texas would beat either of these teams. UT's defense would mug them.
  13. Nobody can. It's just that who the terrorists are differs, depending wholly on whom you ask.
  14. He's actually completed more passes than he's thrown. Physicists are studying it.
  15. Yes. Or no. Wait ... what?
  16. The 2000 Holiday Bowl still stings.
  17. Yup. It's the beginning of the legend of Brock Glenn.
  18. Hopefully he realizes the train is leaving the station and he has just one ticket to get on board.
  19. How drunk could Lee Marvin get? THIS drunk!
  20. Did I know you? I used to throw at dog and duck pretty once a week on pint night.
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