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Hornius Emeritus

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Everything posted by Hornius Emeritus

  1. UNLV is physically way overmatched and really and truly does NOT want to be there. What's to play for? They're about to get waxed. But, yeah, Arnold pushed off.
  2. Dude, you are talking to people who live in Austin who think nothing of driving 213 miles to Perini Ranch for a steak. San Diego county is, what, 60 miles from north to south? Now you stuff your sorries in a sock and go down there and get a meal on Bania, mister! That's too great of a story not to have a conclusion.
  3. I just hope T'vondre Sweat remembers how to rush the passer, what with our pass rush analyst moving on.
  4. I am predicting that Kiffin has armed the death star and he's going to be a pain in the ass in the SEC next year.
  5. Why do players ask that we respect their decision? It puzzles me. Why should we respect (or disrespect, for that matter) a decision made by a 20-year-old to go to another school? What does it even mean, to "respect" a decision? So many questions.
  6. I keep seeing the thread title and thinking it's the name of a porn star.
  7. Saddest of all is the fact that the man who started this thread, MAC, is no longer with us. I wonder if he had some sort of premonition.
  8. What would happen if one of those guys suffered a serious or career-ending injury doing that?
  9. Calabasas is a very high-dollar place. Realtor.com shows the median sales price of houses to be 1.7 million dollars.
  10. Xavier, Zina and (far right) Riley Pettijohn, 2025 LB from McKinney who will hopefully be a Longhorn.
  11. It doesn't say that I Love Lucy is the best show of all time. It says it is the greatest show of all time. Those are two different things.
  12. Yup. What most folks don't realize is that as Livingstone is cruising along at 22.4 mph he's simultaneously doing a whole bunch of coaching on the field.
  13. I inadvertently did that once. The stench didn't wear off for days.
  14. The Project for a New American Century (PNAC) spelled it out in their statement of principles, to which Cheney was a signatory.
  15. He was bad but my impression is that he got better over the year. He was a true freshman who got thrown into the SEC meat grinder without even a redshirt year to get stronger.
  16. The toy Yoda has a current value of $63,225. The Toyota that she purchased got wrapped around a tree three and a half years later and is now in a landfill.
  17. I always felt bad about that. By all accounts Sherman was a kind man and a stand-up guy.
  18. I have this YouTube video queued up to one of my favorite plays in Longhorn history. Derrick *#&$&# Johnson. EDIT: A short time later, DJ made that great interception. I'd forgotten.
  19. That was a great game and would have been even if Washington had won. An incredible game. EDIT: It's amazing how that game looks like it was filmed in 1913.
  20. One of the comments to Dylan: "I think you secretly became a middle-aged lesbian."
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