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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. He's 81 years old. He's probably lost about 3 inches in stature over the last 50 years.
  2. I hear Olson is available.
  3. That is the kind of reaching for breadcrumbs that shows the writer has absolutely nothing. Nothing. "Well, both the recruit and his mother have blond hair and like spaghetti and we have several players who like spaghetti and who have blond hair so we should have an in."
  4. I am amazed that he did not die. How is that possible?
  5. That new Florida guy's list reads like a lot of wish casting. Also, we are on the brink of an all-time defensive class.
  6. Watched his HUDL for about the 10th time last night. He is electric. TELL me there's a better RB in America. You can't.
  7. I remember watching Lance Link and Mr. Ed. And people ask me why I am the way I am.
  8. I am mentally scarred for life. You will be, too. Just ... what the hell?
  9. It's real .... and it's spectacular.
  10. You will be deeply saddened to learn that she and Carson Beck broke up. Afterwards, she dissed Carson to the media like the dog he is. She like, sounds like, like a winner. Like. "No! Nobody likes him! And he wouldn't talk to people." Cavinder said when asked whether Beck had any friends. "He had like an ego. He's like, he wanted people to stop and like take a picture. He would like flip off people in the bar and I'd be embarrassed. Like I'm sorry. Like I'd be like very embarrassed and I was like, oh my god, how rude." "I broke up with him and like all this cheating (expletive) came out. I had no idea. I didn't break up with him because of cheating. I broke up with him because of like who he was." She added.
  11. I looked it up. According to CHAT GPT, UT has FIVE billionaire alumni. More interesting to me is that UT is ranked 13th in the world in terms of alumni with Ultra High Net Worth (30 million dollars or more). Harvard is number one with roughly five times as many UHNW individuals as UT. The other schools in the top 10 are most of the Ivy league schools, as you would imagine. None of the schools ahead of UT is a football power except one .... USC, which ranks 11th in terms of UHNW alumni. A&M is not in the top 25.
  12. Who among us hasn't had 21 pounds of weed shipped to his house? https://www.kait8.com/2025/05/09/man-arrested-after-21-pounds-pot-shipped-home/
  13. Seems like you have two options 1) Don't read Orangebloods at work. You never know what kind of offensive thing will be posted here. 2) Tell your boss about Jermaine committing to Texas, let him/her read the thread, and high-five him/her as they celebrate the good news.
  14. Watched that game against DeSoto. He's a tremendous player.
  15. You try to explain the 1970s to young people today and they don't believe you.
  16. Are they saying he will commit to Texas?
  17. Doug Lewin is a very smart guy. Love reading his newsletter.
  18. Are you employed by Amazon and have you been pooping on people's porches and lawns? https://www.fox7austin.com/news/amazon-delivery-driver-pooping-on-porch-video
  19. I thought he was going to A&M or OU. That's gotta sting those programs a bit.
  20. It's an old-time country singer affectation. Ray Price, Roy Rogers etc ....
  21. .... on May 8, 1975, the Red Headed Stranger rode into town.
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