Hornius Emeritus

Texas would destroy Oregon.

Through two games the Sooners are 4-25 on third down conversions. Of course, they've played two defensive juggernauts in Houston and Temple, so that's part of it for sure.

I looked at that when the announcers said it and it turned out they had about 125 yards of total offense at that point.

Okay, grandpa

Half the time we play OU we are the road team, no?

DEI

And money. Lots and lots of money.

Who cooks in a dress? Giada de Laurentiis, that's who. And it's glorious. Granita, anyone?

Yeah, that was over the line.

This was in 2002, when girl scout cookies cost 2.50, so this was roughly 1200 boxes. I've never known anybody who bought 1200 boxes of girl scout cookies.

Cooper Manning's firm apparently owns the Graduate hotel in Ann Arbor. They've decked it out for UT fans. From the MGoBoard: "Texas is not a team to have a lot of hate on - they beat us in only match up in an epic Rose Bowl in 2005 - but this nonsense led by Arch's dad is an insight into these people - moneyed Ohio - but to any self respecting person who stays at that hotel after this you should be ashamed of yourself - Flag is flying out front, stairs filled with ugly balloons, cowboy hat at front desk - staff to wear texas shirts this weekend - its wrong in every way and they should pay a price for this arrogance as should the hotel for selling out our fans for a bunch of rednecks - this is our house - horns down Mfers"

SIAP. Y'all are going to love this. Klatt's comments on Vince Young and Sark are really super.

The candidacy of Mark Robinson in North Carolina continues to be epically bad. It turns out he stiffed the girl scouts for three thousand dollars worth of girl scout cookies. I mean, how craven do you have to be to screw the girl scouts ---- THE GIRL SCOUTS ---- out of money? That's the lowest of the low right there. And who buys three thousand dollars worth of cookies anyway? Also, this article contains two of the best quotes I've read in a long time: “And I don’t trust anybody that doesn’t like good old American porn,” Money said. “He should be judged on everything else, but he should not be judged for this.” While Robinson has demanded that books containing LGBTQ references be banned, Money said Robinson had a different take years ago: “I know he might have problems with gay people, but I don’t think he has problems with lesbians,” Money said. https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/porn-addicted-trump-candidate-also-stiffed-girl-scouts-for-3000-worth-of-cookies.html

https://x.com/_NLFootball/status/183185362061640939

https://x.com/_NLFootball/status/1831853620616409391

I told that kraut down at the league office that I don't roll on Shabos!

Xavier must be thinking "I thought they said this NFL thing was going to be hard."

10 year old boy kills 82 year old former mayor of a Louisiana town and a 31 year old woman after argument, possibly over charges on a credit card for playing video games. I realize that "only" two dead might not be a "mass" shooting, but ... a 10 year old? It's beyond tragic, isn't it? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/sep/03/louisiana-boy-fatally-shoots-former-mayor

Poor Wout! Heartbreaking to see him perform so well and then go down in a crash like that.

Daylon McCutcheon? Do we want/need another receiver?

I'm guessing she felt she had to release it now because in three months she might be an afterthought.

I'm dyin'!