Mitch Cumsteen

Holy shit this has been a brutal couple of weeks for FSU.

I posted this in another thread somewhere, but I think there's an opportunity moving to the sec to do a surly version of sec rant. The balls on any poster on that gawd awful forum talking shit about this place is (fricking) rich. So maybe add an sec board that's not so longhorn focused and maybe get some new blood that way? Somewhat related to that and as mentioned upthread, I think a lot of the crowd sourcing / fatwa shit is lame. A few folks from hardcore husky - who were admittedly terrible - got kicked off that probably didn't deserve it. People need to use the ignore feature more unless a poster does something egregious. I thought we came off like thin skinned pussies and it's generally better to keep them around and mock them for being idiots than ban them. Also, if things get really bad I can start taking pictures around my house again. Just let me know.

Weird as fuck. Beautifully shot and acted. Emma Stone's tiny tits everywhere.

The good news about the qb situation is that it will revolve itself.

Aggie 2025: Chasing the Dragon

I wouldn't say "all" creative rights.

I don't think they are intentionally tanking, sadly. I think they greatly overestimated the current roster and once they realized just how shitty it was (probably around game 12 of the losing streak), the season was for all intents and purposes over from any sort of playoff/play-in perspective. They were always going to play the long game with throwing the kids to the wolves, but I don't think there was any way in hell they thought they would be this historically terrible. As an aside -- and I know this is an unpopular opinion --I also think they aren't necessarily as terrible as their record. Don't get me wrong, they are still fucking terrible, but the league is deeper than it has ever been and they have shown some improvement recently. Regardless, what are their options, realistically? Trade for some vets at the deadline? What's the point? That's not going to make a difference for this season and it's just going to cost them future assets and take developmental minutes away. The season is over. They are brutal to watch other than the few times per game Wemby flashes. The only thing left is getting Wemby and the rest of the team some more reps, and hope they do something over the off season to bring in some vets and preferably someone who can hit an open three pointer. It sucks, but we could start the offseason thread today if we wanted.

I think Evans goes aggie. Almost zero chatter from our $9.9ers, A&M is desperate to get a W on the trail (or anywhere else for that matter) right now, he had a previous relationship with the new Dline coach when he was at Florida, and he's been committed to A&M forever. It just doesn't feel right reading the tea leaves.

Why do these motherfuckers insist on doing this kind of shit to themselves?

Don't fucking fall for any of this propaganda. Wake the fuck up. This is an insidious plot to kill us all off via aggie misery overdose. Straight up Longhorn genocide. That's the only plausible explanation for what they have done to their program. It's like the Holocaust, but Hitler using Three Stooges movies instead of gas chambers. First they came for Jimbo, and I did not speak out because mother of god, they are actually going to pay a $76 million buyout. Then they came for Stoops, and I did not speak out because Texags is running their program and humiliating their AD. Then they came for Elko, and I did not speak out because holy shit that suit button is about to give up the ghost. Then they came for the Duke assistants, and I did not speak out because even they were like, "WTF? No way I'm moving to College Station." Then they came for E Rob, and I did not speak out because OMG he's actually recruiting guys to fucking Syracuse off their roster while he's the acting head coach. Then they came for the "NIL", and I did not speak out because the BMAs had to allocate that cash to paying off Jimbo. Then they came for the five stars, and I did not speak out because Lane Kiffin is trolling the hell out of them on twitter. Then they came for the committed recruits, and I did not speak out because Flipmas! Then they came for the no name comfort hire middling inside LB coach of a DOA Florida program who got shitcanned by Mack Brown and cheated at Army... and I just don't know how much more of this I can take. My biggest fear, outside of OD, is that I'm forever going to be chasing the dragon.

I don't want to speak for C Jump, but M Cum thinks that a leopard doesn't change his spots. It would be one thing if there wasn't comparable talent in the portal, but there is and there will be. E Stew isn't significantly better than other options that don't have the baggage and potential to poison an otherwise successful culture.

Texas A&M has been a slow motion train wreck from the moment the ink was dry on the best recruiting class in history. Even for them, this is as an impressive of an implosion of a football program as you could ever imagine.

I gotta be honest, I forgot Hampton was even in the class until this Bama / Saban flip thing came about yesterday. But then I looked on some random Alabama board and was informed that, "dare I say he reminds me of Waddle?? similar size and athleticism and both are from Texas."

C Tits

That's great, but I've actually met E Stew.

I thought UW dominated both lines in the Alamobowl last year. If Texas can't stop the run, barring a bunch of weird shit like turnovers or special teams mishaps, they have next to no chance of winning. Texas has to make UW one dimensional, they have to tackle in space, and they can't blow coverages. That's the game, to me.

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Call me when Denver's lost 18 straight with those four, then I'll be impressed.

Probably.

This. I can't believe you lemmings are this dense.

I went to my first game of the season today and sat directly behind his family. I didn't realize it was them until about halftime, but there's a better than zero chance that they got some really hot sports opinions about Keldon that they probably didn't want to hear. Apologies to the Johnson family.

The concept of sec rant is great. The content is horrible. If we could get an sec board here and kill off the true mouth breathers, there are probably (maybe?) at least enough literate posters with a sense of humor from the rest of the conference to make it interesting. I'd start by inviting that guy from Florida who made the comment about Michael Crabtree being the only guy Blake Gideon sent to the league.

Any chance the Lakers just concede the next three quarters? Ain't no lead safe with this team..