Mitch Cumsteen

Even though I feel like I started this awful tangent with an offhand comment about the Cal President flying in to secure Gilbert, I'm tempted to start a masochist thread in the football board as an attempt to quarantine all this shit. The fucking Ewers thread on the football board devolved into a discussion of the Colorado 2001 CCG for fuck's sake. Let's get a grip. Things haven't been this good for Texas football since right before Colt got his shoulder mangled against Bama. Oh wait... fuck.... got damnit....

It really is a great time to be alive.

They really had their chances to keep it going, too. It was unprecedented that a team in contention got all those high picks while they were still competing for championships. You can pretty much play this game with any team and draft, but what would have happened if the lottery balls fell their way and they got Anthony Edwards instead of the #2 pick in Wiseman? What would this team look like if they had taken Halliburton or Ball instead of Wiseman? Or how about Franz Wagner instead of Kuminga and Sengun instead of Moody?

They really don't make light years like they used to anymore.

I just bought this cheap ass sharpener that I found while reading through product reviews on Food&Wine. I generally use shitty knives, but this thing is simple as hell and it definitely works. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08P1LR7MW Here are a bunch more that they reviewed: https://www.foodandwine.com/lifestyle/kitchen/best-knife-sharpeners

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I wonder if the Cal President had to get on a plane to make that deal happen.

That stubborn fuck Pop finally put him at the 5. There's more to it than that, but that's what clicked. He's had 20 and 18 rebounds, respectively, in the past two games since the move. Collins isn't clogging up the paint and teams are matching up their bigs on him, so Wemby is closer to the basket for both blocks and rebounds, and he can take advantage of his quickness/size combo against bigger/slower dudes. Holy shit if they ever could find somebody that can get him the ball at the right time and place, and double holy shit if anybody ever had to honestly guard the Spurs at three point line. One thing that makes the losing this year more frustrating is that the franchise was so hesitant to rip off the band-aid after the Kawhi trade. It was a slow bleed into mediocrity until last season when they fully bottomed out. The time invested in grooming White, Murray and Poeltl just manifested into more picks, not wins. It's been a loooooong time since the Spurs were competitive. Meanwhile the younger guys on the team are still on that learning curve (Keldon, Vassell, Sochan). I still believe they are getting better despite the record. Even Victor thinks they are headed the right way in the long run. In the meantime... more patience and coyote porn.

I haven't been following 2025 much and I know Rivals sucks donkey dick, but is this class particularly loaded in state? Like, crazy stacked? I'm seeing like 28 out of the top 150 and 44 of the top 250 in the country from Texas. I'm no expert, but this might be a good time to be coming off a playoff appearance while your in-state rival is trying to get its shit together.

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She hired Gloria Allred. I don't think there's going to be much shared responsibility here.

I really like his game and all, but Reaves isn't even a veteran. This is only his third year. Whether they should have made the Lakers overpay is a different debate, but he wasn't leaving LA and Lebron for any amount of money. At the end of the day, I don't think Reaves really wanted to play chicken with the Lakers front office on the off chance that they would let him go. And maybe it's good karma for the Spurs to not drive up the price on a player that they didn't really covet. Either way, Austin Reaves isn't the answer for this team. The notion that Wemby is going to bail on the org after 21 games and that he's going to be the next Kevin Garnett or Anthony Davis is rather absurd. Dude is 19 freaking years old, the conference is loaded this year, and they've had the 4th toughest strength of schedule in the league while executing bizarre coaching experiments. I know it's difficult to see (and lord knows it's difficult to watch), but the team is actually playing better. Wemby is getting better, rapidly. It's just not translating into wins yet. They play tough for three quarters and can't finish. This is all part of the learning curve. Again, I would preach patience along with coyote fantasy porn.

Elko only gets one in home. Saving it for closing makes sense. Plus the recruits family usually feeds the coaches so you probably have to prep for several days if Elko is coming for dinner.

Wemby at the 5 tonight. Novel concept playing the really tall guy at center. I guess that's why Pop is in the hall of fame.

New motto?

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You talking about @closetojumping or Hampton?

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