Mitch Cumsteen

You guys are living in fantasy land. College? Team Canada? Pointed discussions? The dude couldn't make it through a meaningless preseason game before losing his shit. He couldn't behave himself in a contract year in Memphis, lit himself and his team on fire against the Lakers in the playoffs, and the Rockets just couldn't wait to guarantee him $85 million while bidding against absolutely nobody. Memphis wouldn't have taken him back for the minimum. None of that is on that idiot Ja Morant. Why? Just... why? Also, you do realize that Ime has all of 1 year of head coaching experience, right? He may be the next Pat Riley, but I'm not so sure I would anoint him given the limited sample size and what he inherited in Boston. Granted, if they hired a golden retriever to coach the team it would look like an improvement over Silas, but you may just want to tap the brakes a little on him.

It's irrelevant if he's a choir boy or a thug, Brooks is not a winner. It's one thing the be a physical, tough player. It's completely another to be a net negative to your team because you are a hot headed imbecile. Memphis couldn't get him off their roster fast enough. At the end of the day, Brooks isn't bringing toughness or winning. He's a selfish moron with little to no self-control. As a result, he's going to take bad shots. He's going to get bad T's. He's going to be a distraction. He's going to be divisive in the locker room. And he's not going to take any accountability. It's unfathomable to me that the Rockets signed him to anything more than a vet minimum contract that they could unload as soon as he implodes.

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I located five (FIVE!!?!?!) more storage bins of Halloween shit yesterday. So that's 17 total bins for those of you keeping score at home. I brought all of them the house and put them in the entry way to make it very uncomfortable to navigate around the maze and stacks of them. All of this was a pre-emptive strike to remind my wife of just how much Halloween shit she has and prevent her from buying more. I don't think it's going to work.

This is one of the more fucked up things I've ever seen on a basketball court.

God bless you for being you, man. It's probably on par, maybe a notch below Rudy's. I only ate there once maybe two years ago, so it's difficult to remember. I do know that I cleaned my plate but I wasn't blown away with it. Again, the quality isn't close to Reese, 2M or Pinkerton, but if you're in the neighborhood you could have a worse lunch.

So much this. Good for Mangino. He didn't get run from Kansas so much because he couldn't coach. The man had a notorious reputation as one of the biggest assholes in the business. He wouldn't last 10 minutes in this transfer portal era.

Some knee jerk thoughts after one very meaningless preseason game, with all caveats: It's going to take a minute to get used to Wemby doing ridiculous shit every night. But he's going to do ridiculous shit every. single. night. It's going to be so much fun. I was not expecting Wemby to be chippy, but he was a bit last night. I figure he will be tested and hoped he wouldn't take any shit, but I think he might actually be the one dishing it out. This could be a thing that bears watching with him, Collins and Sochan. The pace was really, really fast and it seems intentional. I don't particularly like it, but I guess that's the NBA today. 80 point half is just not right. They don't appear to have any set in stone plan how to use Wemby offensively, but you can kinda see where they're going defensively. Play him next to another big (Collins / Bassey) who guards the other team's big, and let him play off ball as a weakside shot blocker and general havoc creator. He's probably going to get more steals in that role than I thought and maybe fewer blocks. Whoever they are playing against is almost assuredly going to hide his matchup in the corner to occupy Wemby and take their chances going 4 on 4. Zone, anyone? Collins is in for a big year. If so, it's going to cost them some dollars next off season. I wish they had extended him. I continue to be impressed with Charles Bassey. Solid rebounder and rim protector, good energy guy. Glad to see him back healthy and he's a good fit as a bruiser next to Wemby. If he's actually a rotation player, then holy shit for $2.5 million per over the next three years. Point guard is going to be an issue. Jones is fine but he's ideally your backup. I think they experiment with Sochan there in some positionless basketball utopia shit, but Wesley does not give me good vibes at all, and I actively dislike that chucker Graham. If Wesley does makes the leap (which is the ideal situation), then this development staff deserves some sort of medal.

This dude gonna have a Wemby complex his entire career.

Also, Spurs 23-24: How does the league take the length?

Ok. Fuck it. After half a quarter of a meaningless preseason game I’m in on the Spurs making the playoffs. This dude is going to be a problem for everyone.

I put out a bunch of our Halloween shit yesterday. About 2-3 hours worth of work. Anyone want to take a guess on how many of those Home Depot bins of Halloween shit I own? Anyone, anyone, Buehler? I'll help you out. 12. Twelve fucking bins of shit that hangs in the trees, electronic shit that doesn't work anymore, lights, bats, ghosts, skeletons, ghouls, serving dishes, decorative towels, a strobe light, smoke machine, enough of those horrible stringy cobwebs (that are impossible to get out of your trees) to make a fucking parachute, fake pumpkins, stuffed crows, spiders, candy corn lights, lights that make your house look like it's on fire, a projector that makes it look like there are zombies dancing in your house, shit that starts screaming at you when you walk up to the door, tombstones, a Medusa head with moving snake hair that talks shit to you and is placed over the shitter, a ghost on a string that flies across the yard while moaning like an 80 year old man who can't get out of his recliner, fake pumpkins, and on and on and on and on....

Yeah, that's going to be a no brainer for me. Put me down for the mudhole. The muddier and holey-er, the better.

Also... not too far from this place is Dee Willies BBQ. It's not terrible. It's not in the class of 2M or Reese or Pinkerton, but you could do worse in a pinch.

The last one I got at Pinkertons, I think I had to take out a second mortgage to pay for it. It's something like $30/lb (not per rib), and usually what, around 2.5 lbs? And most of that weight is the rib and not the meat.

After everything that's gone down, I can't imagine the courts would let them regulate non-collective NIL income for a student athlete. Sorry Caleb Williams, you can't earn money for that Wendy's commercial but here's the same amount of money your backup guard is getting from the collective.

Pinkerton's is pretty fucking good too. It's those three in SA (Reese, 2M, Pinkertons), and then everybody else. Although I will say that Curry Boys is fantastic. There's no way to consider it BBQ in the traditional sense, but it is outstanding. I'm usually very deeply philosophically opposed to any sort of bastardization of Q, but I can't recommend it enough. That shit is delicious.

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"Key to the drill"