Mitch Cumsteen

This was leaving the game and once you got through that mess toward the building in the back, it was still wall to wall humanity as far as you could see in every direction. We ended up ducking through some livestock building just to get the hell out of it. As I'm walking to and from the game, all I'm thinking is that I can't imagine what would happen if there was some sort of fire or accident. It would be an absolute catastrophe. They really need to get their shit together. Something bad is going to happen one of these years. There is no way in hell cramming that many people into that small a space is safe.

Wemby v. Holmgren tonight on NBA TV at 7:00. Not sure how long they will go, but I'd imagine they would both get some decent run.

It’s always bad but Saturday was the worst ever. They had the north side of the stadium where the team buses are blocked off so far back this year. I learned my lesson the hard way a few years back about trying to get through the main gate, so we go in through the sooner side now. But fuck if we had to double back towards the midway, got deeked into a dead end, and still had go around a whole bunch more shit to find an entrance to the stadium. And getting out and going to the fair? Fucking forget about. I was with a someone and it was their first time at the game and they were like, “Fuck the fair. Let’s get out of here and find a bar. I’m not waiting an hour in a sea of unwashed humanity for a corn dog.” Oh and the student bum rush is fucking bullshit. We’re on the 25 yard line 15 rows up and they tried to cram into the row in front of us so they were two deep. And then stood on the bleacher so they could all fit and were blocking our view. And then basically told us to fuck off when we asked them to move. Bring back those awful folding chairs if that’s the alternative. Or mix in an usher. It’s a free for all once you get into the stadium. It’s still my favorite day of the year. I’ve only missed 3 of them since 1988. But for the first time, and I’m sure it’s partly because I’m getting older, I thought to myself “how many more of these do I have left before I don’t want to put up with the bullshit any more?”

Vassell article.... Lowe: The 5 most intriguing NBA players this season https://www.espn.com/nba/insider/insider/story/_/id/38548025/zach-lowe-5-most-intriguing-nba-players-2023-24

Mike Gundy.

I would say more than double. Outside of the three game Ohio State, Michigan and Penn State round robin, is there even one other compelling Big 10 game this year?

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I only sat in the OU side once. In 2005. It was fucking glorious. Highly recommend it.

I'd be even more concerned that their only functional bigs are a 37 year old Al Horford and a brittle Porzingis coming off a contract year.

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Not for long they aren't.

So help me God if we lose to this goofball meathead fuck knuckle...

Things I like about this game: Sark's ability to scheme up in big games Dominant lines on both sides of the ball Overall talent, depth and experience Matchups on the perimeter Ewers dealing while taking care of the ball Things that give me pause: Only a 6 or 6.5 point favorite? Vegas seems like they're begging for Texas money and they rarely miss If it comes down to Bert Auburn outside of 35 yards Weird shit that only happens in this game I've only missed three of these games in person since 1988. I can't say that I've ever felt as confident going into one of them as this year. Even in 2005, I still had PTSD from Stoops mojo over Mack in the previous 5 games. Unless I'm completely misreading this thing or we shit down our leg with special teams miscues or turnovers, I feel like we're going to beat the fuck out of OU again. This team just seems focused, deep and talented, and plays with a high IQ. Also, as bad as we've been beating up teams, we've left a lot of meat on the bone in each game. The scores so far have been closer than the games. I'm going to be crushed if we fuck this up on Saturday.

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I'm glad they locked up Vassell, but that ain't exactly a home town discount. Apparently there are some bonuses in there so the real number is 5/$135, and there is no team or player option in year 5. By then, his number is probably going to be around 15% of the cap, which is very palatable, and may look be a bargain. They're so far under the cap right now and have so many rookie deals for the next few years that it doesn't matter. I still like the trajectory he's on and it's clear that they think he's a cornerstone moving forward. He's someone that should feast off the attention Wemby is going to get. I also watched a good deal of the press conferences yesterday and I'm starting to fall for the hype. My brain tells me this is a 28-34 win team, but if I squint hard enough I can see them being .500 and contending for a playoff spot.

I don't think they're enough to consistently carry the slot on their own. If they were, they would be in the big 10. It's one thing if they are playing Nebraska or Oregon or USC, but nobody is going to give fuck one when they're playing Houston or Arizona. And spare me the TCU example. I think that's a one off due to the first game of the prime era and tcu coming off a final appearance. That game will never again carry that kind of number.

Yes... listen to your body. And your gravy training uncle, too.