Mitch Cumsteen

Iowa State playing like they had Ohio on the money line. Oh, wait.

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Public service announcement: If you ever find yourself typing those four words, then you need to take a step back from the keyboard, maybe go for a walk or something to clear your head, then go back to the post and right before clicking "submit reply" just delete what you wrote and start all over.

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I like this for the thread title actually.

This bitchass just went back and looked. Jones got benched twice for long stretches in the kansas game. Once after giving up a pressure off the edge where his man knocked the ball out of the qbs hand and caused a fumble. The second time after he gave up a pressure near the goal line. Maybe he was hurt? I don't remember. I have tried my best to suppress that memory. But either way, you're numbers aren't particularly meaningful. With all due respect to "the best run blocking unit we've had since 2006" were you watching our lines over that period? Talk about your tallest midget, we could hardly field five live bodies for most of that time. My post was in praise of Jones and Flood. I don't think a 6 year development curve is typical where a guy goes from getting benched in year four to playing his way into the NFL in year 6. Not sure what changed for him. Oh actually I do and his name is Kyle Flood. And finally, double fuck you in the goat ass for making me go watch video of Kansas the same week we beat bama. I need a shower now.

Here I found it for you. Oh wait, different banner.

Anybody remember how terrible he was against Kansas in 2021? Unbelievably, that was his FOURTH!?!!? fucking year in the program where he had apparently been taught next to nothing about playing offensive line by Derek Warehime and Herb Hand. Look where Jones is after two years with Flood now. He's going to play in the NFL. What a fucking disservice our past coaches did to our players. This is what player development looks like.

Oh, I get that they're disadvantaged in NIL. Long term, I think they're fucked. I just don't think we've seen it really hit them yet. They sure as shit didn't have a talent deficit last season. I can't put too much stock in their losing two games on the road on the last play. Shit happens in college football, no matter how talented you are. Still, they had 10 guys drafted (8 in the first 3 rounds and 3 of the first 12 overall picks including #1 and #3). That's a ridiculous amount of talent and experience to replace. So I think they're struggling with that, especially since they've recruited and/or developed poorly at QB, and also on the offensive line. They are starting a true freshman at LT. If you want to handicap an entire offense, those are the two best places to do it. To me, that seems like more of a developmental issue borne from cycling offensive coordinators and line coaches and not having a consistent system to recruit to vs. purely a talent issue. That said, it's a crying shame the Brocks didn't pan out for them. Regarding the halo effect on their recruiting... I dunno. I don't follow them closely enough to have any idea on how many Mack Brown specials they are running out there. We are both very aware of the fallacies and biases inherent in the rankings. We get a lot more varied info on the Texas side, so it's easier to have a feel for it. As always, it's a highly inexact science. Again, I think they (finally) have some continuity issues on the coaching side that are partially responsible for the development issues. Saban has been able to overcome that in the past by acting swiftly on coaches when things go sideways, but he doesn't seem as proactive these days. This very well could be the beginning of the end for them. People said the same thing when Clemson blew them out in the playoffs, only for that demon cocksucker to come back and put together probably his best team ever. Granted, things are much different now in the NIL era. We're going to have to kill him like a horror movie villain just to be safe. I'm for sure interested as hell to see how the rest of the season plays out for them. I wouldn't be altogether surprised to see them be in contention for a playoff spot at the end of the season.

I hear what you're saying, but I don't think we have enough data yet to say anything conclusively re: the portal, NIL and Saban. They still finish first or second in the recruiting rankings every year and they have been net beneficiaries in the transfer portal. Maybe they are over ranked and their evals aren't quite as good as they used to be, but they still have more talent on paper than anybody in the country outside of maybe Georgia and Ohio State. If we are looking for chinks in the armor, to me it's the handling of his assistants. Saban used to churn through them and not miss a beat. He would shitcan coordinators after a year if they weren't performing (Major, Steele, Tosh Lupoi). The good ones would get head jobs (note: it's always better to get a head job). He held on to Golding way too long. They modernized the offense with Kiffin, put it into overdrive with Sark and then fucked around doing god knows what with BoB for two years. And now they're a power team because why, exactly? Because that's what Georgia did and Saban never liked having to rely on a QB to win big? It may be premature two games in, but it looks like they have no identity on that side of the ball. Tommy Rees smells like Major Applewhite redux to me. The other thing that is noteworthy is the penalties. They were among the worst in the country last year and they were bad the other night, too. You used to never see a Saban team beat themselves. I can't imagine how apoplectic he was when they jumped offsides to end the game. I always viewed Saban as a much smarter, much better coach than Bowden. Bowden to me was the first true CEO type coach that let his assistants do everything for him. Toward the end, I don't think Bowden's headset was even plugged in. Mickey Andrews for all intents seemed to be running things. I just can't see Saban going out like that. He's too sharp and even at his age, seems too driven.

I think Gerry is just being salty because of the changing recruiting landscape in Texas, now that everything runs through Lubbock.

I somehow missed this, but the Cam Payne era has sadly come to an end before it ever really got started. The loving memory of his 56 days as a Spur will not soon be forgotten. He apparently was being a bitch about getting pushed out of Phoenix in their salary dump and wanted to play for a contender. So good for him, I suppose. I thought he could contribute as a stop gap at the point, but alas we will never know. All in all, I think the Spurs netted a second rounder and some cash while getting up to the salary floor for giving up nothing. Solid move by the front office.

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Their best RB against SMU was a walk on. Demarco Murray is doing work. I really don't want to over react to one game (especially after what they did to a terrible Arkansas State) but they were very mediocre against SMU. They were even in the stats, despite winning the turnover battle 2-0 and blocking a punt. They had to pull away late to win. Lebby is starting to feel heat for his shitty offense and then he finished the afternoon by trotting his rape enabling father in law out on the field wearing Sooner gear. He defending himself post game with, "He's the father of my wife, the grandfather of my kids, and we were just celebrating with family" bullshit. And then he got his hand slapped by the AD and half assed apologized by saying he was sorry for causing a distraction. Not I'm sorry for what I did. I'm just sorry that I created a distraction. Fuck that tone deaf gravy training half wit. I hope we shut his ass out again.

Just got caught up last night. This show continues to deliver. A couple of things: 1. As noted, the basketball scenes are amazing. They absolutely nail the Kareem getting the scoring record scene. Suck it Eaton, you fucking goon. But I was definitely waiting for Dr. J's rock the baby dunk from the 1983 finals. It's one of the most iconic plays in NBA history. A little disappointed that they didn't recreate it. 2. The part where they show Kareem's house burning down brought back some childhood memories for me. Back in the day, the Spurs had a group of fans -- the Baseline Bums -- that were located right above the visitors locker room in the old Hemisfair Arena. They were purposefully placed directly where they could fuck with the other team. They still exist now in a very muted and lame form, but they really were some of the rowdiest fans, ever. They were notorious for throwing avocados at Larry Brown (when he coached the Nuggets) because he said the only thing good about San Antonio was the guacamole. One of them got into a fight with Larry Bird that ended up in a lawsuit. Quinten Dailey was a dude who played for the Bulls and plead guilty to raping a nursing student, so they sent one of the female Bums wearing a nurse’s uniform onto the court and two other Bums pretended to attack her. That kind of shit happened, all the time. Well... a few months after Kareems' house burned down along with his jazz collection, the Lakers came to town. The Bums started heckling him and taunting him with melted records. He was fucking pissed. I think he dropped 40 on them that night but the Spurs still won.

I'm not sure I'm following this. What does KPJ have to do with the Rockets drafting Green over Mobley? And I'm definitely not following this. You're saying that the Rockets are better off with Green than Mobley? You'd rather have a one dimensional inefficient chucker than a freak of nature, 5 position switchable defender who doesn't need any plays called for him and still averages 17 ppg?

We need to ease up on the Brocks at this point. In hindsight, they actually did us a massive solid by not coming here. It expedited Herman's departure. It opened up the Texas depth chart so we could take that massive Oline haul in 2022. If they had come here, it would be example number 1027 how Texas can't develop five star talent when in hindsight they were completely over ranked and maxed out in high school. It wasted two scholarship spots at Bama at the opportunity cost of taking a couple of linemen who could actually play. Anybody else notice them having to start a true freshman at LT and him giving up sacks to Burke and Hill? Fuck the Brocks? I don't think so. Thank you, Brocks.

You want a good laugh? And I do mean a good laugh. Look at the players listed on the Oscar Giles all time recruit list: https://247sports.com/Coach/Oscar-Giles-51/AllTimeRecruits/ JT Sanders Alfred Collins Vernon Broughton Byron Murphy T'vondre Sweat Barryn Sorrell Jaylan Ford Keondre Coburn Moro Ojomo Now, how much OG was actually responsible for their recruitment is definitely up for debate. But at least he didn't fuck any of them up enough to where they ended up somewhere else. And we know damn well that Bo Davis and the other coaches are responsible for their development, but holy shit this is the core of this team and full of all conference / all american players and current and future NFL players. So I think we owe a big thank you and need to give a big warm welcome to our beloved hustling insomniac -- a great Longhorn in his own right -- when he returns on Saturday. Thanks, OG.

Giving the horns down right back at ya is its own kind of genius. I'm a little upset with myself for not coming up with that first. But I'm sure as shit going to be giving the Horns down to some Sooner asshole in Dallas this year, I promise you.