Mitch Cumsteen

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I'm not so sure about this. They substitute Notre Dame for Miami as their only real non-conference game (which is likely an upgrade in competition), they have to play at Florida who might actually be competent by then, at Auburn in year #2 under Freeze, and then I'm not sure trading out Alabama for us makes their schedule any easier. Granted, they get their biggest games at home - LSU, Texas, and Notre Dame - but I don't know that it's any easier than this year's slate in what appears to be a (relatively) down SEC.

Stupid debate is stupid. What is not stupid is the offense that we're running. Now that Ewers has command and all the parts around him range anywhere from competent to elite, this thing should be humming. Sark's scheming and play calling is next level at manipulating and exploiting a defense. He had Saban's defense completely discombobulated Saturday. And Saban knows that offense from the inside-out. Sark just fucking handed Nick Saban his ass on a chalkboard. What is really going to be fun is if this line takes the next step in run blocking. We won't see a front as big and as physical as Alabama's again unless we are fortunate enough to make the playoff. We start mauling people in the run game and it's going to be like watching a video game.

Wyoming showed a lot of heart against tech. They are a tough team that's not going to rollover. But the whole time I'm looking at those brown and yellow uniforms and thinking I really want a bomb pop.

Quinn Ewers - less hair more hole

Fuuuuuuuck. I posted in the concert thread that I saw him in Bandera in April and he looked terrible. Had to play the whole show sitting down. But I really wasn't expecting this. Heartbreaking. But in hindsight I'm glad I got to see him play one last time. RIP. This one hurts.

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For reals. Also it's, "Part Douche..."

You and I have much, much different opinions about what is cool. Wait, you think that's a bit?

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Nobody was willing to commit much guaranteed money to an unreliable headcase who doesn't play defense. But he's a talented guy who can play. Very low risk, high reward for the Lakers who really had an outstanding off season. Unless I'm forgetting about someone, that's the deepest team in the league. What a roster overhaul since the trade deadline. They completely unfucked themselves out of the Westbrook deal. This was their team: Lebron James Anthony Davis Dennis Schroder Russell Westbrook Austin Reeves Thomas Bryant Troy Brown Jr Lonnie Walker Kendrick Nunn Juan Toscano-Anderson Damian Jones Thomas Bryant Patrick Beverley Max Christie Wenyen Gabriel This is their current team: Lebron James Anthony Davis Austin Reeves D'Angelo Russell Jarred Vanderbilt Taurean Prince Rui Hachimura Gabe Vincent Jaxson Hayes Christian Wood Max Christie Cam Reddish Maxwell Lewis Jalen Hood-Schifino

This is where I am. I really, really hope that Colorado is still ass and that TCU is just that terrible. Let's face it, TCU played all of last season with a giant horseshoe up their ass while sporting eight NFL drafted players including a QB who constantly made chicken salad out of chicken shit with his legs. Even blue blood programs have difficulty replacing that kind of talent, much less TC fucking U led by scrub ass Sonny Dykes. Everything broke perfectly for them until Georgia and they probably spent all last season patting themselves on the back and reliving the day Michigan turned it over 63 times against them. I also suspect that whatever vestiges of Sweaty Gare's defensive fingerprints that were all over that program for 20 years have left the building. It sure as shit looked like it on Saturday. I have to give Deion and Colorado their due, but I don't think we are going to know any more about them after this weekend against Nebraska. Both these teams still seem like giant unknowns to me. I like Rhule and all, but the bugeaters can't get the stench of losing off of them. This would seem like a classic letdown spot for Colorado if not for the history between the two teams. It's going to be interesting to see if Colorado comes out with the same focus and intensity against a team that should try to manhandle them up front after a week of everybody telling them how great they are.

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I thought it was great. I loved it when they threw in the, "This really happened" bit. By all accounts, nobody knew what the hell had happened before, during or even after the press conference. How Westhead got fired, though, is a lot of bullshit. Nobody was happy with him putting the brakes on Showtime. He took the joy out of the game. Buss was unhappy. Other players besides Magic were unhappy. Westhead was hearing it in the press. Magic became the scapegoat, but Buss claims that he decided to fire Westhead even before Magic made the trade demand. Instead of West and Sharmin encouraging him to fire Westhead, it was the opposite. They both thought Westhead needed more time. Also, the focus on the Celtics is interesting but the Lakers played the Sixers in the finals in 1980, 1982 and 1983. They never caught the Celtics until 1984. The Rockets really threw a wrench into everything in 1981 and 1986.

I can't believe that was 20 years ago. I was in NY when it happened. The blackout hit between the time my plane landed and before we got into the cab. Shit was crazy that day.

I'd like to get Jesus's interpretation of the fourth down slide late hit penalty.

Holy shit.