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TXUT

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  1. The closest he came to playing football was sucking off the water boy on his high school’s team
  2. A man on a mission … an eating mission
  3. Grandpa Elko is 46 years old! Dude looks 15 years older. Wonder how much their key man life insurance on him costs.
  4. Give him a hand. He tired to stop the fire
  5. Is Surly worth one good man's life? We believed it once. Make us believe it again. He was a soldier of Surly. Honor him.
  6. Holy shit. Well done. Both cabooses have been destroyed.
  7. I wish. I climbed out/in the rear passenger door. That car had some cool stuff (like scents you could spray in the car that ran out in about a week) but did not do that.
  8. My parking spot in Barcelona. I drove that car for 3 months across Europe. Not 1 scratch - luckily!
  9. Taking my kids - including daughters that want to watch the Pom Squad and Cheerleaders. Thanks!
  10. Thunder thighs. I guess we know where the lightning goes.
  11. I can see the regret of bad choices made in his eyes. Oh wait, never mind … it’s just more tattoos.
  12. Holy shit! Somewhere in Europe there’s a monkey that knows how to PARTY!
  13. It means Ohio State lost and Columbus is out of couches
  14. Makes me feel better about myself that even Mike T has a 50+ gut!
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