Read most of this stuff. The only Surly rule I will intentionally violate is the anti-Carnival rule:
The wife has allegedly wanted to go on a cruise forever. She visited the Navy son a couple of years ago in Hawaii and was allowed on his boat for a very short 2-3 hour ride. It's evidently much smaller than a cruise ship and she got seasick.
Since we both have full-time jobs(my Alaska teacher pay is much higher than her Texas clerical pay) and the kids are gone, I offered the following strategy: I pay for the cruise, port taxes, fees, and gratuities for both of us and one soda package; she pays for any excursions and upgrades in dining and any b.s. souvenirs.
What I didn't tell her at first was I priced in the Spa Cloud 9 package from Carnival. This is a multi-tiered strategy...1. keep her from getting bored, sitting in the sun and burning all day 2. give her something she really likes 3. give me a chance to take a nice long, comfortable shower in the spa area, as opposed to the tiny little shower in the stateroom.
She didn't like the idea. The princess is holding out for not paying anything. Not gonna happen. I can find someone else to go if it comes down to it. Since my birthday is in late December, I have now postponed my plan until 2023. So here is the strategy:
1. The cruise is a birthday present to myself-go and pay for the little stuff or don't--your choice.
2. I am paying for a Cloud 9 Spa package balcony room....and still getting a pretty good deal.
3. Because I am used to living in a very isolated part of the world and not having access to something as simple as a glass of orange juice, I will cash in big-time on the soda package. My research indicates:
a. four kinds of juice available
b. a glass of soda or juice is allowed every 10 minutes
c. there is a track to run/walk around the ship
d. by the time I sail, the soda package will probably be $15 per day.
Walk around the track, get a juice, walk around the track, Get a soda, ad infinitum, or ad nauseam! whichever comes first. Since I am an early riser, I will break even by 10:00 a.m. every day. Shoot I will even throw in a glass of water every third drink as well. Guaranteed I will be the first passenger to find all of the convenient restrooms. No internet, no problem. Re: the Wal-Mart factor, I can ignore anybody and anything. Kind of like ignoring a Native drunken Alaskan in a dry village. Just part of the scenery.
The cool thing about Carnival is how they have stepped up their food game. By December 23 we will have the current stars, Guy Fieri's Burger joint no extra charge, the Mexican food place no extra charge, etc. and by December 23 we will most likely have Shaq's Chicken joint - no extra charge.
The days of settling for a buffet are long gone. I've been watching the Youtubes recently and the trend in food is the upscale, upsell. Just something to be aware of.
I've done so much research on this stuff I am sure it will all change by 23 and I will have to re-learn it. No problem. I have all the time in the world in rural northern Alaska. Since 2019, I completed two Master's Degrees to get to the top of the salary chart, so something needs to fill the time. About 80% of the time I really get off on the boredom, as crazy as it sounds. I have been visiting the wife in Texas for 10 days now, and wow! the commute stress of driving the crowded highways vs. the commute stress of walking 200 yards in -40 degrees is an absolute no-contest. For next year, I got permission and already moved closer to school, so when I go back in late July, my commute will be cut in half, down to 100 yards.
Questions:
1. For a first-timer - 5 day, 6 day, does it matter? I know not to get anything less than a 5 day.
2. I am not checking luggage. After four years in Alaska, that is the one thing that carries over into real life. If you can help it, keep your luggage with you as much as possible. I'm taking a carryon or 2 with a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper or Coke in it. Try for early check-in or does it matter?