SamMan

That ‘22 squad was incredible. Other than Cat, Logan is my favorite Longhorn female athlete all-time. Extremely talented and a great ambassador for the university. Nice dovetail with Lexi bolting and Logan reclassifying. I’m glad she got that ring. It’s a damn shame Cat never won one.

So desperate to appear relevant. Aggies remind me of Sandy Lyle: ………

I respect your opinion, Mr. James. Those rumors about you were awful.

Always blows my mind to see kids from Little Elm dotting the landscape of college football. When I got out of school, I met a spicy little ginger (total cliché—gorgeous, adventurous, boundless energy, voracious sexual appetite, and absolutely batshit crazy) who lived there. I had never heard of it before. Creeped me the fuck out the first time I went to her place—the town itself was in the very early stages of growth and there was little else out there besides the post office (maybe a Mexican restaurant?)—she lived in what I would call the fucking sticks, at the end of long, unpaved road with very poor lighting. I remember thinking it would be the perfect place to ambush some dumbass and rob him blind…I also remember thinking I didn’t really give a shit because the risk was well worth the reward. Turned out the remote location was rather fortuitous—she was loud. Outside of a stunning beauty (also ginger) I met in Ibiza some years later, she’s still the most physically attractive woman I’ve been with…total basket case, unfortunately. Most exhausting seven months, good and bad, I’ve ever spent. With enough crazy ass stories to last a lifetime. Anyway, I still think of Little Elm as the same dark, scary forest inhabited by that single crazed succubus who rocked my world back in the day, and I keep having to remind myself that it has actually exploded into a series of indistinguishable MPCs since then. I’m pretty sure that entire area where she lived is fully developed now. I’m also pretty sure that OU still fucking sucks despite this solid new addition.

He was so good for the game. It is an absolute farce that those fuckwits said he didn’t meet the standard for induction into the Hall of Fame.

I’d make a Mike Bobo joke, but that would be silly at this point. I’m still intrigued by Branch. I don’t know if it’s the catch radius or what, but his production past the line of scrimmage hasn’t ever even come close to what I expected coming out of hs..and I didn’t expect much in that area. Still a threat in the screen game and return game (I’m quietly hoping Bolden shows the dynamism that had him as Branch’s equal in the Pac as a returner on Saturday). I’m hoping for one speed merchant that can take the top off of a defense (opposite Wingo). I keep thinking about how many times Worthy got wide open behind the defense those first two years that never connected, and I wonder what that would’ve looked like with Arch delivering the football. We know Sark can scheme it up much more often if he is confident that it will hit, and I’d like to see him have the pieces to get surgical with that shit like he was at Bama.

He can do better. Bryant to Nashville was impressive.

His numbers, albeit a smaller sample, were also better than Kern’s. 44.0 yds/p vs 40.5 yds/p.

I think that guy has a pretty good setup. I like his content, even if he literally gasps for air every three seconds. “Absolutely!” before every read.

“Broke vs Coke”

The Barefoot Contessa is very underrated

I like the Haynes kid. He’s a smooth, efficient runner. His style reminds me a bit of another former Bama RB from the state of Georgia—Kenyan Drake—with a less angular physique and maybe slightly less long speed. If there is one positive from this whole RB discussion, it’s that nobody seems overly concerned about possibly having to replace the entire starting offensive line. Based on our collective experience over the better part of two decades, that is an encouraging development.

Has that man ever spent more than a week farther west than Leavenworth?

I believe Connor Brewer did something similar at UVA before law school. Why does he have the same shit-eating grin and worrisome baldness pattern as Tom Herman?

Thanks, I was trying to remember who the weirdo with the disconcerting jersey number was. Devin Brown. This guy reminds me of Desean Hales. He was a really good APB in HS. Never happened in college.