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SamMan

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  1. Somebody missed the most epic thread on this entire website…and, now I want CFS.
  2. Oh, I know. My family had season tix for most of his Rangers career. It was a joke. I wasn’t seriously comparing some kid I didn’t know existed to the GOAT. I should’ve left the anecdote I removed from that post—I grew up in Dallas and had the privilege of meeting several prominent athletes as a kid (I have a Pudge csb from around his MVP season, but it is long). Pudge and Emmitt are the two most surprisingly short athletes I’ve met. That said, both of those guys were built like a fucking tank. Not sure if I’ve said it already, but I appreciate these contributions here and on the recruiting board. Much obliged.
  3. One more gun joke— Pretty sure this is what we’re holding:
  4. I think it is funny that Kash thought he should have gotten more PT when sitting behind the Golden Spikes winner, he transfers out, the center fielder we replaced him with is now going to be drafted somewhere in the first three rounds, and Gavin will be on his third team. His greatest achievement at Texas was saying “throw a fucking strike” to the pitcher in his first collegiate AB. Also funny that the Tech guys were certain he was going to be drafted when he entered the portal. He did get off to a torrid start. Pretty sure he led the nation in RBI for about the first few weeks or so. Good luck, goggles. RE: Pitchers—Has anybody heard any more about that juco guy who throws 100 but is wild as fuck? I don’t recall the name. Is he still coming? That would be a nice guy for me to pin unrealistic expectations to this fall.
  5. No worries, we just need to wait until one of those obese fucks starts having a heat stroke up in the Neyland nosebleeds (it’s inevitable), and offer to pray over him. I hear that shit will get you a segment on the local news and a really sweet thread on SECrant.
  6. Lot of unclean boxes in Daytona Beach. Itches more than burns in most cases, but nothing a topical ointment can’t cure.
  7. “He sees angels in the architecture.” This line takes on a whole other meaning in the context of aggies.
  8. I am very pleased to see Bishop back. That guy is a tremendous asset to the program.
  9. When I got out of college, I worked on a deal that put me in contact with some mid-level flunky who was from Denton. That dude absolutely sucked, and he would not shut the fuck up about how his best friend since childhood was the new pitching coach at Texas. Since then, I’ve always viewed Skip with disdain due to that dumbass incessantly name-dropping him. I know you weren’t that guy, but reading your post gave me pause for half a second, and I feel the need to apologize for that, or for the fact that you may have grown up with that guy, too.
  10. Those bitches are coping so hard. There was one thread where some dumbfuck was losing his shit because Schloss used notecards at the presser. I don’t have time to find the thread right now, but I’m sure it is buried by a thousand other whiny, pathetic screeds. There was another good one where the guy claimed that he was embarrassed and felt bad for Tennessee because Schloss’ throwing of the championship series “cheapened” their accomplishment…more so than insinuating the only way the Vols could win is if the aggies threw the game, I assume.
  11. CDC pulling up at the postgame presser: CDC to Schloss:
  12. Tiny quibble here. Respectfully, Bobby actually did say this very thing. I believe it was one of the morning shows, probably late-March. Something to the effect of “guys, I’m just telling y’all, this team is literally a big time, difference maker at DT away from being a legit championship contender next year. Without it, I’m not sure that they are. That’s the only impediment they have right now.” I remember it because I remember thinking, “that’s a bold statement—the last time I saw that secondary they looked like dog shit, and they are sporting a years long track record of underperformance.” The rest of this is long, it is spoilered for space:
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